Were you born an asshole?

[CornField]

Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you were an asshole last night.

http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Stage/2769/wav/ass2nite.wav

...Second verse, same as the first...

[LynneSin]

1. No, but I was born with an asshole

:D

That junk had to come out of me somehow

[donheld]

2. No i was born a Democrat

:rofl:

[brokensymmetry]

3. Thank you for noticing.

:evilgrin:

[bridgit]

4. no, but i was born mere inches from one...

:shrug:

[ClintonTyree]

5. No, but one fateful day...

I accidentally clicked on a link to www.FreeRepublic.com From that moment on my "assholism" was ensured. Once soiled by the vile, Neanderthal rhetoric contained within that site, the "taint" of asshole can never really be removed. ;)

I made a bee-line for DU, and I've found comfort and empathy here, but I'll always have that "taint". :cry: Why, oh WHY did I ever click that link? I have nothing to look forward to but an eternity of assholism. :cry:

[kedrys]

6. No, but the s.o. occasionally calls me "your assholiness"

I've been called worse by lesser people. :evilgrin:

[musette_sf]

7. Hey! It's "The I-95 Song"!

I have this on 45 somewhere in the archives....