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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:29 PM
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three vampires walk into a bar (warning)
they sit down.
the waitress come over and takes each of their drink orders.
each one requests a glass of hot water.
the waitress returns with their steaming water, sets it down and asks:
"what's the big deal? i thought vampires only drank blood? What's with the hot water?"

and then.....



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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:31 PM
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1. And then?
And theeeeen...andthenandthenandthenandthenandthen?
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:34 PM
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4. i lost my nerve to finish
no one ever likes this joke
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:31 PM
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2. I don't get it?
:shrug:
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BR_Parkway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:33 PM
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3. Would you like a cup of tea?
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:35 PM
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6. you know this joke
eh?
:hi:
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:35 PM
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5. Oooooooh.
Yuck.
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KFC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:35 PM
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7. A Skeleton walks into a bar
Tells the bartender "I'll have a beer and a mop."
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:39 PM
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8. Locking
This is just tasteless.
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