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Cannikin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 03:21 PM Original message |
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "Why the long face?" |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 03:22 PM Response to Original message |
1. THAT'S not Ann Coulter |
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Cannikin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 03:23 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Thats weird. I really did almost use Coulter |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 03:22 PM Response to Original message |
2. 2 nuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted. |
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dean_dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 03:24 PM Response to Original message |
4. A skeleton walks into a bar... |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 03:31 PM Response to Original message |
5. A guy and his dog walk into a bar |
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bvar22 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 03:35 PM Response to Original message |
6. A termite flies into a bar and asks... |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 03:38 PM Response to Reply #6 |
9. Pretty sure the punchline is: "Is the bar tender here?" |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 03:36 PM Response to Original message |
7. 'Why the long face?' 'because of shrinkage' |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 03:37 PM Response to Original message |
8. Much better looking than Coulter. I applaud your decision to use an |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 03:40 PM Response to Original message |
10. Celine Dion walks into a bar, bartender says why the long face? |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
11. Three guys meet in a bar with a robot bartender. |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
12. The Governor of Louisiana from 1928 to 1932 walks into a bar... |
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Hobarticus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 04:10 PM Response to Reply #12 |
17. Cerebral humor...I can dig it.... |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 04:37 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. ;-) |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
13. Dirty joke |
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ComerPerro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
14. The horse answers "Never mind that. I'm looking for George W Bush" |
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ComerPerro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 04:01 PM Response to Original message |
15. A 3-legged dog walks into a bar and says |
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Hobarticus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 04:09 PM Response to Original message |
16. Guy walks into a bar with jumper cables... |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 04:22 PM Response to Original message |
18. Man walks into a bar in Scotland w/ an octopus...... |
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Lerkfish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 04:30 PM Response to Original message |
19. A gorilla walks into a bar... |
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