i'm NOT leaving

[jukes]

you've ignored me. you've been pointedly rude. your posts often offend my cats;


BUT, i'm not leaving!

guess i thrive on abuse & neglect. so i'll jolt some more ketamine & hang in there.

[JimmyJazz]

1. You had better not leave, jukes!

And, if I catch anyone being mean to you, I'll...well, I'll...oh fuck it, I'll have skittles kick their ass :D

[jukes]

3. i'm just dickin' around

'cause some whiner boohoo'd away today.

but tx for watching my back, g/f!

want to share my needle?

EDIT: oops, !mi malo!! of course you don't!!!!

forgive me, & ck your PM.

[Hugin]

2. Do let the door hit you on the way in...

Hmm... That phrase lacks an opposite.

Really, thanks for staying... The more the merrier!

[jukes]

6. TX, Prag

my boring posts let some feel superior, + someXs i piss folks off majorly, which stims discussion, you know.

guess i'm a real ASSet!

[DS1]

4. It puts the fucking bell on the cat!

[jukes]

7. mon chattes

EAT bells. they long for the revolution, when i've promised to stake out trolls & moles for them to torment!

[JohnKleeb]

5. your cats are offended by teh fact I am allergic to them?

:)

[jukes]

8. kleebie

look, i'm really sorry, guy; you just can't offend anyone. some of us are too nice for our own good. luckily, jukes takes up THAT slack.



BTW: "THE" if you don't start using "spellcheck" & "edit", i'm sending you all the cat-hair i can comb in a week, wrapped in a speedo!

[JohnKleeb]

11. Ha you'd be surprised

I got an asshole inside of me that I let out privately from time to time. I cant help it, I have bad spelling and bad grammar, and I am lazy!

[jukes]

18. we know all your faults

you're a drunk, too!

but, hey, we all love our kleeb!

i suspect you have one of those paddy/ C_L personas that you use for your uglier moments. are you "flaming bondage mask"?


still, you get the cat-hair/speedo treatment. it will build your character!

[sniffa]

9. i'm Leaving

i'm sick of this shit.

i'LL be back on in about an hour.

[jukes]

12. FINE

just leave some stash behind! i need drugs to handle all this stress & hostility!

[sniffa]

15. my bad

i don't have any on me.

i'LL make sure to keep you in mind when i get home though. ;)

[JohnKleeb]

16. you better come back sniffa

who will make digs at a certain new york ballclub.

[sniffa]

17. Like i said

i'LL be back in about an hour. :P

i gotta catch a troLLey.

[JohnKleeb]

19. ok see ya then

[MuseRider]

10. Do stay!

Enjoy the ketamine. I had a little accidental hit of Ace yesterday, thank goodness it is not rapidly absorbed!

[jukes]

13. i will & i do!

don't grok "Ace"; pray elaborate!

[MuseRider]

23. Just a small

vetting accident(Acepromazine) with a spooked out 3 year old mare. I was dosing her orally with a little Ace prior to her shots and she spit it back in my face right before she kicked my ass. It was pretty comical and the black eye I was expecting never happened. Just one of those things ya know. BTW, ketamine? Damn, I had no idea that it was actually used on humans! I thought you were making a veterinary reference. Once again ole gullible Muse falls into a jukes thread!!!

:rofl: :blush:

[jukes]

27. i acquire/use ketamine for veterinary purposes

i wdnt THINK about abusing it for it's hypnotic/disassociative/hallucegenic properties! that wd be illegal!


quite popular w/ the "rave" crowd, i understand.

my readup on "Ace" doesn't sound like it wd be any fun. glad you didn't get any affect; also glad you didn't obtain "un murado de ojo"!

[matcom]

14. yes you are

i command it

now

GO!

[jukes]

21. you're so mean!

and your stair-climbing ass is still fat!

MODERATE diet + exercise; that's the ticket!

[matcom]

22. oh yeah?

now you have made me cry. I'M LEAVING! x(

[bridgit]

20. kew'l...

:hi:

[jukes]

25. my matriarch cat

is named bridgit, after "Maitresse Bridgit", voudoux loa equiv to Gaia and spouse of "Bawon Gede". she's a feral & progenitoress of all my house ferals.


lovely name, rich in celtic tradition, also.

[bridgit]

26. super kew'l...

:hi: :thumbsup:

[jukes]

24. the hit is kicking in

and visuals are getting too blurred to type, so i really am signing off till the effects diminish.

besides, X to feed the doggies.

[Bouncy Ball]

28. Hey I'm glad to see you around again, don't be leaving so

quickly! What the hell's been going on in here?