If there's a task that must be done,

[ET Awful]

Don't turn your tail and run
Don't pout! Don't sob!
Just do a half-assed job!
If you cut every corner,
It's really not so bad.
Everybody does it,
Even Mum and Dad.
If nobody see it, then nobody gets mad!
Bart: It's the American way!

Shary Bobbins: The policeman on the beat needs some time to rest his feet.
Chief Wiggum: Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!
Shary Bobbins: And the clerk who runs the store can charge a little more for meat!
Apu: For meat
Shary Bobbins: And milk
Apu: And milk!
Shary Bobbins & Apu: From nineteen-eighty-four!

Shary Bobbins: If you cut every corner, you'll have more time for play!
Shary Bobbins & the Simpsons: It's the American way!

[stellanoir]

1. definitely one of the more amusing Simpsons

[ET Awful]

2. In front of a tavern, flat on his face

A boozehound named Barney is pleading his case...


Buy me a beer, two bucks a glass
Come on, help me, I'm freezing my ass
Buy me brandy, a snifter of wine
Who am I kidding, I'll drink turpentine


Move it, ya drunk
Or I'll blast your rear end
I found two bucks
Then come in, my friend

And so, let us leave on this heartwarming scene
Can I be a boozehound?
Not 'til you're fifteen

[stellanoir]

3. where the heck do you find

all these lyrics. . .?

There are so many Simpsons sites. I always get befuddled.

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4. Google :)

I just searched for Shary Bobbins and boozehound named barney :)

[stellanoir]

5. you're so brilliant !!!

you're so brilliant !!! you're so brilliant !!! you're so brilliant !!!

whoops okay. I'll knock it off early : )