I do coke so I can work longer...so I can make more money...

[RandomKoolzip]

So I can do more coke....so I can work longer....so I can make more money....So I can do more coke....so I can work longer....so I can make more money....So I can do more coke....so I can work longer....so I can make more money....So I can do more coke....so I can work longer....so I can make more money....So I can do more coke....so I can work longer....so I can make more money....So I can do more coke....so I can work longer....so I can make more money....So I can do more coke....so I can work longer....so I can make more money....So I can do more coke....so I can work longer....so I can make more money....So I can do more coke....so I can work longer....so I can make more money....So I can do more coke....so I can work longer....so I can make more money....So I can do more coke....so I can work longer....so I can make more money....

[Worst Username Ever]

1. I bought a car.

So I can go to work. So I can earn enough money to buy a car. So I can go to work. So I can earn enought to buy a car. So I can go to work.

[asthmaticeog]

2. You in the restaurant industry, by any chance?

You sound like a textbook Maitre D. :P

[RandomKoolzip]

3. I'd answer you, but I can't feel my throat....

WOOOO! Let's dance!!!!

[Aiptasia]

4. I like robin harris's cocaine explanation.

Snort...

One thousand dollars...

Snoooort...

Five thousand dollars....


Snoooooooort...

House....

[RandomKoolzip]

6. I know guys who maintained a smack habit for over a decade

and never lost a job, never od'd, etc.

These same guys told me that they "lost it all" after a few months doing coke.

[Aiptasia]

14. don't let the smack heads speedball

At least they can "git down" with a morphine suppository in a pinch. I had my flirtation with coke in college and found out that I liked it way way too much to continue using it.

It's baad, mmm kay?

[Blue-Jay]

5. You should look into a life of crime.

That way you can make your own hours, be your own boss, etc...

[RandomKoolzip]

7. Damn, it feels numb to be a gangsta.

[Blue-Jay]

8. There's never a bad time for a Ghetto Boyz quote.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

9. I learned it from watching you...watching me, watching you, watching me,

watching you, watching me, watching you, watching me, watching you, watching me, watching you, watching me, watching you, watching me, watching you, watching me, watching you, watching me, watching you, watching me, watching you, watching me, watching you, watching me, watching you, watching me, watching you, watching me, watching you, watching me, watching you, watching me, watching you, .....


why were we in the hall of mirrors, again?

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. Reachin' out... touchin' me... touchin' you....

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

11. Take a sniff..pull it out...the taste is gonna move you when you pop it in

your mouth!

[RandomKoolzip]

12. Juicy Fruit is gonna move ya! It's got a taste that GETS RIGHT TO YA

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. I think there's a flashing alert graphic for that somewhere.