should there be a Lounge rehab?

[chickenscratching]

I enjoy posting in the Lounge, but it brings out the worst in me.
i try to stay away, but it's death grip has a tight hold!

i think there should be a rehab for those suffering withdrawal to help kick the habit, or at least modify it a bit.

i just can't find my chi here.

[RandomKoolzip]

1. I ate your chi.

Mmmmmm....feng beans!

[chickenscratching]

3. dammit! now why would you

go and do a thing like that?! x(

[RandomKoolzip]

7. First I moved your cheese, then I ate your chi.

It's all part of my rock and roll fantasy.

[chickenscratching]

8. i refuse to be a part of your fantasY!!

[RandomKoolzip]

12. Too late, babe.

That leather teddy's gonna totally screw up the Feng Shui of the Lounge, too.

[chickenscratching]

13. wait

are you wearing the leather teddy, or am I?

[RandomKoolzip]

14. Does it matter?

As long as I get to wear the assless chaps, I'm down with whatever.

[chickenscratching]

15. and a feather in your hair

*swooooon

[RandomKoolzip]

17. And a Lucky Strike in my nose.

C'mon, admit it. It's hotter 'n hell.

[chickenscratching]

22. it is

but get a blunt in the other nostril, k?

[Kathy in Cambridge]

2. Yes, and there should also be oversensitivity training

so you don't offend anyone in the slightest.

[kick-ass-bob]

4. Wah!

That hurt my feelings.
:cry:

[chickenscratching]

6. oh shaddup

you scurvy sailor

[kick-ass-bob]

16. Aaaarrrrrrr

[KitchenWitch]

5. No kidding!

really

[Aiptasia]

9. thorazine or extacy, you choose

just swallow the pill, mang.

[Hugin]

24. Thorazine here.

Oooh, I'm dooin' the shuffle the shuffle the shuffle.

Come along and siiiinnng.

[Jara sang]

10. No but I think we need a Vault or dungeon.

:P

[chickenscratching]

11. with chains

lots of chains

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. Concentrate on your acting.

I heard there was a blast, bayward -- still, the greasepaint is nailed to your root chakra like an auto-illuminated plastic Jesus.

Be careful up there, it's a long way down.

[chickenscratching]

21. it's quite long isn't it

ants, all i see are ants

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. Those aren't ants.

[chickenscratching]

26. no ants?

i sometimes wish they were
"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."

-nietzsche

is this what's happening to me?

[Magrittes Pipe]

28. You know the monster.

But you don't know me.

[chickenscratching]

29. i know, and for that i'm dissapointed

[Magrittes Pipe]

31. You also don't know Messieurs Merriam and Webster.

[chickenscratching]

32. quite so-then i am both dissapointed and disappointed

and thank you SO much for pointing out my shortcomings (on edit)

on 2nd edit: "I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way."

twain has my back

[Magrittes Pipe]

33. You are quite welcome.

The most important knowledge is knowing what we don't know.

[chickenscratching]

34. before i make

this conversation tiresome, i bid you adieu, mon petit chou

and a kaizer for your nasty troubles

[Magrittes Pipe]

35. M'kay.

Grazie.

[matcom]

19. your chi and i had sex last night

it really wasn't that good

[chickenscratching]

20. my absent chi really regrets that

what made it bad?
maybe my chi is too dirty for you

[matcom]

23. your chi has a dribbling problem

[chickenscratching]

27. what no dribble?

everyone says you liked a little dribble with your sausage

[Jara sang]

30. Dribble is good

Especially if you can't find the Astrolube.:o

[chickenscratching]

36. naughty naughty!