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Ernesto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 12:11 PM Original message |
"I have a small penis" bumper stcker to secretly put on their SUV's |
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Mutley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 12:12 PM Response to Original message |
1. no but it's a grand idea! |
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DistressedAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 03:10 PM Response to Reply #1 |
38. Now I Am! See Post #11! |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 12:14 PM Response to Original message |
2. What if a woman owns one? |
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DinahMoeHum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 12:19 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. I don't think I should say it here. |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 01:38 PM Response to Reply #5 |
23. those "women" also have small penises |
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Hell Hath No Fury (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 12:30 PM Response to Reply #2 |
9. My reply to the women... |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 01:02 PM Response to Reply #9 |
16. Funny and funny... |
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Seabiscuit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 01:48 PM Response to Reply #9 |
30. Bumper sticker: "I bought this when I lost my strap-on" |
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Throckmorton (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 12:15 PM Response to Original message |
3. But so unfare to us penisly impared people |
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Kikosexy2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 12:17 PM Response to Original message |
4. Would be a hoot... |
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youthere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 12:20 PM Response to Original message |
6. How about one that says |
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sui generis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 12:26 PM Response to Original message |
7. I'll take a dozen - this is Texas after all |
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Drifter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 12:28 PM Response to Original message |
8. Funny ... but .... |
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Ernesto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 12:15 AM Response to Reply #8 |
82. Hmmm what kind of SUV do you drive?... nt |
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DistressedAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 12:31 PM Response to Original message |
10. Give Me A Little While And I'll Make Some Up And Post Them To My |
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DistressedAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 12:41 PM Response to Original message |
11. Here's What I Have Come Up With! If You Are Interested... |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 04:15 PM Response to Reply #11 |
52. Here's 2 free ideas if you like: |
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DistressedAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:09 PM Response to Reply #52 |
66. I Like 'em! Funny! |
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EvolvedChimp (117 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:05 PM Response to Reply #11 |
63. Brilliant |
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Mutley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 08:04 AM Response to Reply #11 |
84. absolutely beautiful! |
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DistressedAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 09:05 AM Response to Reply #84 |
85. Glad You Like It! It Is The Thought That Counts! |
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Mutley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 10:52 AM Response to Reply #85 |
97. one day i'll have money |
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Ready4Change (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 12:45 PM Response to Original message |
12. WONDERFUL idea! |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 12:55 PM Response to Original message |
13. Didn't George Clooney do that to Brad Pitt's car? |
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Aiptasia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 12:56 PM Response to Original message |
14. Brad Pitt beat you guys to it |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 01:38 PM Response to Reply #14 |
22. 404'd!! |
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zbdent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 12:58 PM Response to Original message |
15. How about a SPV sticker? |
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nytemare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 10:34 AM Response to Reply #15 |
95. SUV=Small Unit Vehicle |
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DistressedAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 11:25 AM Response to Reply #95 |
100. Funny! I'll Make It Shortly And Post! |
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nytemare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 12:27 PM Response to Reply #100 |
101. Cool! |
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DistressedAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 01:42 PM Response to Reply #95 |
103. OK, Sorry For The Delay! Here's One! |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 01:14 PM Response to Original message |
17. Well it would be a good idea, but |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 01:31 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. In the case of a Hummer, though |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 01:37 PM Response to Reply #18 |
21. Well of course. Those are for people who do have small |
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Seabiscuit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 01:46 PM Response to Reply #17 |
28. That's funny... when I was younger people with 5 kids drove station wagons |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 02:08 PM Response to Reply #28 |
31. Well it is a lot more convenient for her, and she went with what |
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Seabiscuit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 02:56 PM Response to Reply #31 |
34. Basic minivans are cheaper than SUV's and seat more. |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 03:30 PM Response to Reply #34 |
43. Well I said she shopped around, got the cheapest, most reliable |
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Seabiscuit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 04:21 PM Response to Reply #43 |
54. Agreed. That all makes a lot of sense. |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 04:28 PM Response to Reply #54 |
56. I hate seeing Hummers and cannot imagine how |
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bullwinkle428 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 10:18 AM Response to Reply #34 |
93. My brother and sister-in-law were making this decision |
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Seabiscuit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 12:13 AM Response to Reply #93 |
104. Sad. Really sad. I guess the Highlander appealed to their need for a |
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skypilot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 01:34 PM Response to Original message |
19. How about a more gender-neutral message like: |
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Seabiscuit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 01:34 PM Response to Original message |
20. How about: "I'm sheeple - I'm into sheep!" |
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Seabiscuit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 01:44 PM Response to Reply #20 |
26. "Mary had a little lamb... and so do I"! |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 01:47 PM Response to Reply #26 |
29. Hi, Seabiscuit! |
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Seabiscuit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 03:05 PM Response to Reply #29 |
35. Thanks - this stuff just pops off my keyboard - don't ask me how. :) |
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The Great Escape (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 01:41 PM Response to Original message |
24. I Saw a Bumper Sticker Once That Said... |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 01:46 PM Response to Reply #24 |
27. That is too much! |
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iconoclastNYC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 01:44 PM Response to Original message |
25. Gasoline: $2.50/gallon. Hummer H2 : $45,000. Overcompensation: Priceless. |
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Seabiscuit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 03:08 PM Response to Reply #25 |
36. "25 gallon tank. 8 mpg. Conspicuous consumption: Priceless" |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 02:11 PM Response to Original message |
32. I agree with Drifter; if I saw someone whacking you upside the head |
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Divameow77 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 02:50 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. I plan on putting that bumper sticker |
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GumboYaYa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 03:09 PM Response to Original message |
37. I make them myself with exactly that saying. |
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TX-RAT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 03:34 PM Response to Reply #37 |
44. Possibly, beaten up, possibly shot |
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GumboYaYa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 03:40 PM Response to Reply #44 |
45. LMAO, the one thing I have no fear of is being arrested. |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 03:46 PM Response to Reply #45 |
46. Bullshit. Vandalism is not civil disobedience. |
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GumboYaYa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 09:49 AM Response to Reply #46 |
90. To me its seems like a much more egregious type of vandalism.... |
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TX-RAT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 09:35 AM Response to Reply #45 |
88. Then by all means, carry on. |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 03:11 PM Response to Original message |
39. Except that I know lots of lefties (myself included) who own SUVs |
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DistressedAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 03:20 PM Response to Original message |
40. The Gender Neutral Option As Suggested Upthread... |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 03:49 PM Response to Reply #40 |
47. I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to take back my offer to |
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DistressedAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 04:02 PM Response to Reply #47 |
49. I Just Made The Stickers Available. Never Suggested Their Use. |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 04:22 PM Response to Reply #49 |
55. Sorry, but I don't think that ANY property that belongs to someone else |
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EvolvedChimp (117 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 09:09 PM Response to Reply #40 |
80. well how about |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 09:51 AM Response to Reply #40 |
91. Here's a few more ideas for you |
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DistressedAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 10:33 AM Response to Reply #91 |
94. I Love It! Give Me A Few And I'll Design It Up And Post It! |
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DistressedAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 10:50 AM Response to Reply #91 |
96. I Whipped These Up Based On Your Suggestion! What Do You Think? |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 11:19 AM Response to Reply #96 |
98. They look good to me! I'm glad you liked the idea! |
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DistressedAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 11:23 AM Response to Reply #98 |
99. I'll Be Getting Myself The Red, White and Blue Version For My Car Today! |
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Mad_Dem_X (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 12:43 PM Response to Reply #91 |
102. "Real soldiers are dying in their Hummers... |
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slackmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 03:23 PM Response to Original message |
41. I can't endorse vandalism |
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TX-RAT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 03:29 PM Response to Original message |
42. Great idea if you like being charged with vandalism. |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 09:59 AM Response to Reply #42 |
92. At least in Mass., it's only vandalism if it's permenant |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 03:51 PM Response to Original message |
48. How would you people feel if a right-winger put a sticker on your car? |
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DistressedAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 04:06 PM Response to Reply #48 |
50. They Have! Yes, It Was Annoyng. I Scraped It Off And Got On With Life. |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 04:18 PM Response to Reply #50 |
53. But does that justify you doing it to them? |
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DistressedAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 04:11 PM Response to Original message |
51. How many people think it is OK to beat someone up for putting |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 04:44 PM Response to Reply #51 |
57. Actually, I do. I would indeed kick the ass of anyone I caught |
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DistressedAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 05:43 PM Response to Reply #57 |
58. You Are Talking About Felony Assault On A Person!!! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 05:50 PM Response to Reply #58 |
59. "Possessions over people" until you own something that you've |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 05:57 PM Response to Reply #59 |
60. Concur. I own an expensive car (though not a socially-irresponsible one), |
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Eureka (483 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:04 PM Response to Reply #60 |
61. Right on, Redstone n/t |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 07:46 PM Response to Reply #61 |
77. Thanks, mate. Hey, what's it like to live in a place where |
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Eureka (483 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 11:57 PM Response to Reply #77 |
81. Sorry I'm late |
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DistressedAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:06 PM Response to Reply #59 |
64. You People Have To Be Kidding Me! That Is Messed Up!!! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:13 PM Response to Reply #64 |
68. It's a simple concept: Respect the rights and property of others and |
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DistressedAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:21 PM Response to Reply #68 |
70. Spoken Like A True John Wayne Style American! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:27 PM Response to Reply #70 |
72. ouch! |
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EvolvedChimp (117 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:04 PM Response to Original message |
62. Make them |
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DistressedAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:08 PM Response to Reply #62 |
65. I Did. See Posts #11 and 40 For The Design And Details! |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:10 PM Response to Original message |
67. Cutting through all the bullshit and rhetoric, a simple statement: |
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DistressedAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:20 PM Response to Reply #67 |
69. As Noted Above, It Is Not Something I Do To The Property Of |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:23 PM Response to Reply #69 |
71. In the immortal words of Jules Winnfield: "Go ahead, I dare ya, I double |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 07:24 PM Response to Reply #69 |
76. No, I don't think it's out of proportion. |
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DistressedAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 07:53 PM Response to Reply #76 |
79. I Think We Can Both Agree On This Tactic... |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 09:17 AM Response to Reply #79 |
86. That sounds good. And funny. Yes, we can agree. |
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DistressedAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 09:23 AM Response to Reply #86 |
87. Thought So! |
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Maine-ah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:27 PM Response to Original message |
73. So, |
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DistressedAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:30 PM Response to Reply #73 |
74. FUNNY! You Wouldn't Think You'd Want To Advertise. |
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Ernesto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 12:28 AM Response to Reply #74 |
83. Please keep up the good work DA |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 09:46 AM Response to Reply #83 |
89. Well, if simple respect for other people's property is "reactionary," |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:32 PM Response to Reply #73 |
75. Funny! |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 07:48 PM Response to Reply #73 |
78. Interjected like a true New Englander. |
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