I am going to Burqa's'R'Us - can I pick anything up for anyone else?

[KitchenWitch]

:rofl:

[Hugin]

1. Do they also carry "Awethentic Dubya Flightsuits" there?

[KitchenWitch]

2. I believe so

As well as an assortment of those insipid magnetic troops ribbons. You want, I should get you a flightsoot?

[Hugin]

9. Great! Oh, I almost forgot...

I also need a pair of "Tube"socks.

Got a hot date tonight. ;)

Thanks!

[ewagner]

3. ROFLMAO

Awethentic..... I love it!

:rofl:

[jukes]

4. my "cilice" is rusting

and my "discipline" is getting frayed; will you see if they're in stock?

[KitchenWitch]

5. Certainly

and should I pick up some chastity while I am at it?

[jukes]

7. no need

self-mutilation helps me resist those vile urges!

besides, my nawty-parts are too sore to function!

[leftofthedial]

6. I've worn out my chastity cage

[KitchenWitch]

11. Worn out or bent?

Does it need repair or complete replacement?

[leftofthedial]

19. well, it started as just bent (ouch!)

but now, the latch is busted

[KitchenWitch]

25. Oh man, that is going to be expensive

You will get the bill!

[leftofthedial]

29. it better fit then

[bertha katzenengel]

8. Yeah! Get me a size 26, in solid indigo with fuschia piping.

And see if they'll put an Angels logo where a shirt pocket would go.

Thanks!

[KitchenWitch]

10. For sure

Do you want the extra strength model or the standard?

[bertha katzenengel]

13. Oh, extra strength, definitely.

I don't want it to get torn while I am demurely fending off men.

[KitchenWitch]

14. LOL

You sure you shouldn't get the homosexual model. I know you likes to beat the ladies off with a stick LOL

[bertha katzenengel]

23. There is no such thing as a homosexual.

End of discussion.

[KitchenWitch]

24. ROFL

:silly:

[bertha katzenengel]

27. Made you laugh.

My work is done here. :hi:

[KitchenWitch]

28. YUP

and I needed it. The world has been wearing on me lately!

[bertha katzenengel]

31. Don't let the turkeys get you down, KitchenWitch.

:hug:

[KitchenWitch]

32. Thanks

It is DU and my family that keep me going. I am afraid I have suffered yet another "loss of innocence" recently - I have always been sensitive to the ills of the world, and thankfully I have family and friends to help me make sense of it all.

[Hugin]

34. Keep those spirits up.

My best advice.

:)

[matcom]

12. couple of new towels would be nice

for my head you know :D

[KitchenWitch]

15. Plain white or patterned?

[matcom]

16. plain white

Allah tells me plaid is for infadels

[KitchenWitch]

17. Ah, going for the Bandar Bush look

Very tasteful indeed.

[matcom]

20. i am nothing if not

classy

[KitchenWitch]

21. Yeah right

Yesterday you were a trashy slut, today you are the paragon of class, Which is it Matcom?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Bridget Burke]

18. A Mylar Burqa....

Even safer than the classic Tinfoil Beanie!

[KitchenWitch]

22. LOL

Good idea.

[MissB]

26. New swimsuit?

[KitchenWitch]

30. From which site?

http://www.modestapparelchristianclothinglydiaofpurpledressescustomsewing.com/

or

http://www.wholesomewear.com/

[joeybee12]

33. I first thought you said "Burgers"...

...never mind!

[KitchenWitch]

35. I like burgers betther than burqas but well, given the times

Taliban Amurk is upon us.