Just Leaked, the New SATs

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The 2015 SATs

PART A: Science

1. A strain of bacteria, after repeated exposure to an
antibiotic, develops a resistance to that antibiotic.
This is an example of:

A. microevolution
B microintelligentdesign
C. how the liberal media lies
D. why faith healing is better than secular medicine

2. Global temperatures have risen 1 degree F since
2004. This is due to:

A the greenhouse effect
B. unsound science
C. the Clinton administration
D. gays

3. Scientific theories are:

A. ones which makes predictions one can test against
experimental data
B. only theories
C. used by out-of-the-mainstream liberal eggheads to
oppress white people
D. tricks of Satan

PART B: Mathematics

1. Pi is:

A. the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its
diameter
B. three
C. I refuse to answer this question on the grounds
that my dad makes a lot of money
D. something Greek homosexuals invented to turn you
gay

2. If dinosaurs first appeared 250 million years ago,
and became extinct 185 million years later, how long
ago did they become extinct?

A. 65 million years ago
B. There is no paleontological consensus that
dinosaurs ever existed
C. 3500 years ago, during the Flood
D. However long ago it was that they turned gay and
lost their moral values

3. If you make $50,000 a year, and the flat income tax
rate is 10%, how much money do you pay the IRS each
year?

A. $5,000
B. Too much.
C. $0. The federal government has no Constitutional
right to inconvenience me.
D. The IRS is part of the gay mafia.

PART C: History

1. The US lost the Vietnam War because:

A. we miscalculated the determination of the enemy.
B. liberals and the media wouldn't let Rambo do his
job.
C. IT WAS A TIE!
D. Clinton made everyone in the Army get gay married.

2. Who led the American army during the Revolutionary
War?

A. George Washington
B. George W. Bush
C. Ronald Reagan
D. Jesus

3. Who betrayed the American army during the
Revolutionary War?

A. Benedict Arnold
B. Bill Clinton
C. Hillary Clinton
D. The Jews

PART D: Literature
1. What is the greatest book ever written by an
American?

A. The Great Gatsby
B. A Charge to Keep
C. Left Behind 2: Tribulation Force
D. The Bible

2. In Shakespeare's Julius Caesar, Caesar is betrayed
by:

A. Brutus
B. Clinton
C. the liberal media
D. the Jews

3. In 1609, Galileo looked through a telescope and saw
four small bodies orbiting Jupiter. This showed:

A. that not all celestial bodies orbit the Earth, and
that the Earth is not necessarily at the center of the
Universe
B. there is no astronomical consensus that anything
orbits Jupiter
C. Galileo was a biased liberal
D. the telescope was gay

THE END

Scoring is at the discretion of your local school board.

[Melodybe]

1. LOL

:rofl: the telescope was gay

[underpants]

2. SAT's admit to "Republicanization" of test

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2864736

[One_Life_To_Give]

3. Makes grading easy!

All the right answers are D

[tjwmason]

4. No, it's difficult and nuanced

Both C and D are correct in all cases.

[Gothmog]

5. LOL

Thanks this if very funny