I have "Pink Cadillac" by Bruce Springsteen in a never-ending loop

[dolo amber]

playing inside my head.

Someone, please...just kill me. :cry:

[HEyHEY]

1. You need a dose of Trooper - we're here for a good time

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

2. Here:

http://www.homestarrunner.com/fhqwhgads.html

[dolo amber]

3. Heeee

:D

"Everybody to the limit...in my Pink Cadillac..."

Oh god... :cry:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. I'm in a little red corvette

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. Try replacing it with Aretha...

:P :hi:

[progmom]

11. I'm going riding on the freeway of love in a pink cadillac!

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. It could be worse. Anyway, I'll take care of you, because I'm...

...doing it all for my baby! :D

[Bunny]

7. At least it's not 99 Red Balloons.

I nearly became suicidal once, when I couldn't shut that off in my head!

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. Hey, Bunny!

[Bunny]

10. Good god, hedges! I was just starting to like you again, and

now you have to go and do this! A curse on you!!!

PS - the expression on that child's face is priceless, ain't it?

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. I think she just made a dookie.

And it's holding her. :scared:

[bertha katzenengel]

9. OMG! I had to park my boss's car yesterday morning, and THAT'S

what was in the CD player! It's been a mofo earworm ever since!

:pals: in misery

[Beware the Beast Man]

12. We're going ridin' on the freeway of love-

In my pink cadillac!

You're welcome! :P

[progmom]

13. Replace it with

Natalie Cole, Pink Cadillac


You may think I'm fooling
For the foolish things I do
You may wonder how come I love you
When you get on my nerves like you do
Well baby, you know you bug me
There ain't no secret about that
Well come on over here and hug me
And, baby, I'll spill the facts
Well, honey it ain't your money
Cause baby I got plenty of that

I love you for your pink Cadillac
Crushed velvet seats
Riding in the back, oozing down the street
Waving to the girls
PEELING out of sight
Spending all my money on a Saturday night
Honey, I just wonder what you do there in back of your pink Cadillac
Pink Cadillac


Well now way back in the Bible, temptations always come along
There's always somebody tempting you
Somebody into doing something they know is wrong
Well they tempt you man with silver and they tempt you sir with gold
And they tempt you with the pleasures that the flesh does surely hold
They say Eve tempted Adam with an apple
Man I ain't going for that


I know it was her pink Cadillac
Crushed velvet seats
Riding in the back, oozing down the street
Waving to the girls
PEELING out of sight
Spending all my money on a Saturday night
Honey, I just wonder what you do there in back of your pink Cadillac


Now some folks say it's too big and uses too much gas
Some folks say it's too old and that it goes too fast
But my love is bigger than a Honda, it's bigger than a Subaru
Hey man there's only one thing and one car that will do
Anyway we don't have to drive it honey, we can park it out in back
And have a party in your pink Cadillac

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. That's the same song.

Just with a sweeter-voiced singer.

[progmom]

16. no shit?

then i'm just evil, aren't i?

:evilgrin: :rofl:

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. Yeah.

Of course, I left her a voicemail not 20 minutes ago featuring me singing the chorus in full Springsteenian rasp.

She hates me now. :cry:

[progmom]

22. i think you should call her back

and sing it like natalie cole.

[Magrittes Pipe]

23. You mean in a horrible studio duet with my long-dead father?

:scared:

[progmom]

25. YES!

And maybe you could get Kenny G and Louis Armstrong to back you up.

[Magrittes Pipe]

26. I hate you.

[progmom]

27. Let's do it.

:evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

28. I think we should probably get progdad's & dolo amber's permission first.

:o

[progmom]

29. Oh - so you only cheat with men?

:shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

30. It's not cheating if they're cool with it.

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

17. Dolo! Unlike these *other* people - I'm your friend!

My baby drove up in a brand new cadillac...
I said, "Jesus Christ," where did you get that cadillac...





Is that better?

[Mitt Chovick]

18. What are you some kind of masochist?

lol

[joeybee12]

20. What do you think of Natalie Cole's version of that?

[Historic NY]

21. I drivin my hot rod Lincoln...............

My pappy said, 'Son, you're gonna drive me t' drinkin' ...
If you don't quit drivin' that - Hot ... Rod ... Lincoln!'

Well, you've heard the story of the hot rod race,
When the Ford and the Mercury were settin' the pace.
That story's true I'm here to say,
Cause I was a'drivin' that Model A.

It's got a Lincoln motor and it's really souped up;
That Model A body makes it look like a pup.
It's got 12 cylinders and uses them all;
And an overdrive that just won't stall.

It's got a 4-barrel carb and dual exhausts,
4:11 gears that really get lost -
Safety tubes and I'm not scared,
The brakes are good and the tires are fair.

We left San Pedro late one night;
The moon and the stars were shinin' bright.
We were drivin' up Grapevine Hill,
Passin' cars like they were standin' still.

Then, all of a sudden, in the wink of an eye,
a Cadillac sedan passed us by.
The remark was made, "That's the car for me."
But, by then, the taillights wuz all you could see.

Well, the fellers ribbed me for bein' behind,
So I started to make that Lincoln unwind.
Took my foot off the gas and, man alive,
I shoved it down into overdrive.

Well, I wound it up to 110;
Twisted the speedometer cable right off the end.
Had my foot glued right to the floor;
I said, "That's all there is - there ain't no more.

Now the fellas thought I'd lost all sense;
The telephone poles looked like a picket fence.
They said, "Slow down, I see spots."
The lines on the road just looked like dots.

Went around a corner and passed a truck;
I crossed my fingers just for luck -
The fenders clickin' the guard rail post;
The guy beside me was white as a ghost.

Smoke was rollin' outta the back
When I started to gain on that Cadillac
I knew I could catch him and hoped I could pass
But when I did I'd be short on gas.

There were flames comin' from out of the side;
You could feel the tension; man, what a ride.
I said, "Look out, boys, I've got a license to fly"
And the Cadillac pulled over and let me by.

All of a sudden a rod started knockin';
Down in the depths she started a rockin'.
I looked in the mirror and a red light was blinkin';
The cops was after my Hot Rod Lincoln.

Well they arrested me and put me in jail.
I called my pop to make my bail.
He said, 'Son, you're gonna drive me t' drinkin',
If you don't quit drivin' that - Hot ... Rod ... Lincoln!'

[sundog]

24. why?

:wtf: