I have a dead skunk in the middle of my road

[leftofthedial]

!!

[Droopy]

1. Scoop him up and throw him in the frying pan

Road kill skunk is good eating!

[leftofthedial]

4. what kind of sauce should I make?

Or does it --urp-- make its own?

[Droopy]

6. I like malt vinegar on everything

Should work well with skunk meat, too, especially if it's breaded.

[leftofthedial]

8. breaded with what?

[Droopy]

12. Corn flakes and flour

Crush up the corn flakes and mix with the flour. Add your favorite spices. Roll the skunk in the flour mixture and fry in butter flavored Crisco. Hmmmmmmm Hmmmmmmm. To die for.

[leftofthedial]

13. should I run over the box of corn flakes to crunch them up?

that would seem fitting somehow.

[Droopy]

14. That'll work

Getting into the spirit of cooking will certainly send good vibes into the bellies of your family.

[leftofthedial]

17. they're already twitching

just from the idea of me actually serving malt vinegar with their supper.

[bridgit]

2. hm, that's almost a coincidence...

cause i was running down the middle of mine just to loosen my lode :shrug:

[Heidi]

3. Bridgit's coinky-dink:

:rofl:

[leftofthedial]

5. Aww let's just do it

there

[Heidi]

7. Well, that stinks.

(Sorry.)

[leftofthedial]

9. to high heaven

(no need to apologize. just call 'em like you smell 'em.)

[Heidi]

11. Tomato juice?

I've always heard that if your dog gets sprayed by a skunk, you should wash the dog with tomato juice to neutralize the odor. Wonder if you could run out to the middle of the road (yeah, sure, in the middle of the night!) and douse the skunk with tomato juice?

[leftofthedial]

15. I'd rather drink the tomato juice

and use a mixture of hydrogen peroxide, baking soda and dish detergent to clean the skunk spot.

[BikeWriter]

10. Find a dead raccoon. Skunks stink too much!

[leftofthedial]

16. I thought I killed a raccoon once,

but it was just playing possum!

(I crack me up!)

[BikeWriter]

18. You crack me up, too, but I am easily amused! :-)

[leftofthedial]

19. My kind of crowd! I'll be here all week.

Try the skunk.