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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 12:30 AM
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i heard a Republican that was busted for sex with a donkey..??!!
heard a reference on Air America... i want this for my RepugNut scrap book, :kick: :loveya:
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LiberalVoice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 12:31 AM
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1. Here ya go.
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 12:32 AM
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2. Poor donkey
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 12:33 AM
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3. Poor "vibrating" donkey
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expatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 12:34 AM
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4. Now don't any DUer go have sex with an elephant to even the score! nt
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 12:36 AM
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5. He was dating above his station in society.
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 12:36 AM
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6. The guy in question
was named Neal.......wait for it........Horsley......

Apparently if you don't grow up fucking donkeys on a farm in Georgia, you are a liberal elitist. I'm fine with that


:rofl:
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 12:41 AM
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7. And they have the nerve to put us gay folks down
At least *I* keep it in the species.
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 12:44 AM
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8. LOL!
You never cease to make me laugh. :D
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 01:10 AM
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9. Damn you!
I just woke up my kids laughing! Hey, sis!
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fob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 01:35 AM
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11. You are correct, NSMA. The fristians have only one question for this
Mule Lover, "Kneel, was it at least a, uh, FEMALE mule?" Kneel Horsee says, "Yes, I'm not one of those!" And the fristians are happy, and relieved and ready to point fingers again.

I really do wish I were kidding too.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 01:12 AM
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10. Yeah, and he said if you're from Georgia, you did the same thing
Well, to be precise, if you grew up on a farm in Georgia... Can't imagine Georgia farmers like being, um, saddled with that reputation. If he said it about Texas farmers, half would have sued him, the other half would be loading their shotguns and looking up Horsley's address on the internet.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 01:36 AM
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12. donkey sex is okay for repukes
James Dobson issued a ruling.

According to the official Focus on the Family position paper issued today, "The true, republican believer can fuck an ass, he just can't fuck someone in the ass. That would be an abomination."
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 10:27 AM
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13. Kick for the hogfucker!
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