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Lone_Star_Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 09:37 PM Original message |
There is a freaking opossum in my utility closet!!! |
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democracyindanger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 09:38 PM Response to Original message |
1. Fire up the grill |
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Lone_Star_Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 09:40 PM Response to Reply #1 |
5. If I thought I could threaten it into leaving, I would! |
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democracyindanger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 09:41 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. Who's talkin' 'bout threats? I'm talkin' 'bout dinner! |
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Spinzonner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 09:39 PM Response to Original message |
2. Open a door (to the outside), Open the closet |
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Lone_Star_Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 09:42 PM Response to Reply #2 |
8. It looked pretty big |
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MissB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 09:39 PM Response to Original message |
3. Call animal control |
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Lone_Star_Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 09:45 PM Response to Reply #3 |
12. We don't have animal control here |
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MissB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 09:45 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. Call their non-emergency number |
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Lone_Star_Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 09:52 PM Response to Reply #13 |
23. I can't find any critter getters in the phone book |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 09:39 PM Response to Original message |
4. I can only tell you what *I* would do. |
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Lone_Star_Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 09:48 PM Original message |
Check on the screamed like a little girl |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 09:49 PM Response to Original message |
18. Seriously, in your case, I'd call the sheriff's office. |
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Blue Diadem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 10:20 PM Response to Reply #18 |
39. Yep..deputies are used to that kind of stuff. |
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amazona (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 09:50 PM Response to Original message |
19. yeah they hiss |
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Lone_Star_Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 09:55 PM Response to Reply #19 |
25. I hadn't thought of the neighbors! |
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PassingFair (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 10:32 PM Response to Original message |
45. Phone book expert here... |
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southlandshari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 09:40 PM Response to Original message |
6. Oh. my. God. |
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Lone_Star_Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 09:50 PM Response to Reply #6 |
20. I wish it weren't true! |
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southlandshari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 09:54 PM Response to Reply #20 |
24. Look down at post #15 |
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hfojvt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 04:01 AM Response to Reply #6 |
61. it isn't the ugliness so much as it is the size |
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MnFats (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 09:43 PM Response to Original message |
9. they're cute little creatures....except.. |
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iconoclastic cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 09:43 PM Response to Original message |
10. Those things thrive in the city, too. I see them in Chicago all the time. |
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warrens (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 10:03 PM Response to Reply #10 |
33. agh, they're in Chicago too? |
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TroubleMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 09:44 PM Response to Original message |
11. "I call the big one Bitey" |
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mopinko (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 09:46 PM Response to Original message |
14. they look scary, but |
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southlandshari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 09:47 PM Response to Original message |
15. Of the 34,400 sites found by google on "opossum removal"... |
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Lone_Star_Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 10:00 PM Original message |
THANK YOU! |
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AlGore-08.com (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 11:39 PM Response to Reply #15 |
59. Yup, we did that to get rid of a 'possum that wandered into my Grandma's |
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Dr.Phool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 09:48 PM Response to Original message |
16. Want to borrow my dogs? |
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ChoralScholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 09:51 PM Response to Reply #16 |
22. mine too.... |
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Dr.Phool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 10:01 PM Response to Reply #22 |
29. My male lab mix averaged at least 1 raccoon a week |
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bilgewaterbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 10:22 PM Response to Reply #22 |
40. Whose underwear are on the couch? nt |
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ChoralScholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 10:27 PM Response to Reply #40 |
41. choir directors don't wear underwear like that!!!! |
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CottonBear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 09:48 PM Original message |
Fireplace gloves, BBQ tongs, jacket, hat and bandana around your face... |
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amazona (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 09:48 PM Response to Original message |
17. yeah, they are scary |
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freethought (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 09:51 PM Response to Original message |
21. Can you somehow give the animal a way out? |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 09:59 PM Response to Original message |
26. "I named the big one 'Bitey'" |
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TroubleMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 10:02 PM Response to Reply #26 |
31. Great minds think alike....look above. |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 10:05 PM Response to Reply #31 |
34. Heh... didn't see it. |
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NorthernSpy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 10:00 PM Response to Original message |
27. possums are almost entirely immune to rabies... |
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BikeWriter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 10:00 PM Response to Original message |
28. Here's what I would do in this case. Close your doors to the kitchen... |
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warrens (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 10:02 PM Response to Original message |
30. These things are MEAN |
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-..__... (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 10:03 PM Response to Original message |
32. Are you certain it's an opossum... |
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bleedingheart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 10:07 PM Response to Original message |
35. I say get a shotgun if you are up for more remodeling... |
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BiggJawn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 10:12 PM Response to Original message |
36. City???? HAHAHAHAHA!!! |
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Vektor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 10:16 PM Response to Original message |
37. Is there a door in your kitchen that leads to the outside? |
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geomon666 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 10:20 PM Response to Original message |
38. Hehehehe, oh man. |
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southlandshari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 10:27 PM Response to Original message |
42. Let us know what happens |
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Renew Deal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 10:29 PM Response to Original message |
43. Give him a path to leave |
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bilgewaterbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 10:30 PM Response to Original message |
44. Now that you've scared the bejeebers out of the poor thing... |
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Lone_Star_Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 10:35 PM Response to Original message |
46. **UPDATE** The opossum has left the building! |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 10:37 PM Response to Reply #46 |
47. *whew* That's good. |
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Lone_Star_Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 10:46 PM Response to Reply #47 |
48. I wrapped duct tape around the hole |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 10:49 PM Response to Reply #48 |
50. Oh, that's good. |
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Lone_Star_Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 10:53 PM Response to Reply #50 |
52. You dare laugh at me! |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 10:59 PM Response to Reply #52 |
53. Oh no...I'm laughing WITH you. |
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Lone_Star_Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 11:04 PM Response to Reply #53 |
54. I keep laughing over it now. |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 11:05 PM Response to Reply #54 |
55. Now I can sleep, safe in the knowledge that the evil opossum plot has been |
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Lone_Star_Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 11:07 PM Response to Reply #55 |
56. G'night! |
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southlandshari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 10:46 PM Response to Reply #46 |
49. Cover up that hole post haste |
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Lone_Star_Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 10:49 PM Response to Reply #49 |
51. It's covered |
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BikeWriter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 11:12 PM Response to Reply #51 |
57. Thank goodness you're okay! ;-) |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-11-05 11:17 PM Response to Reply #46 |
58. Glad he's gone and you're ok! |
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autorank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 01:31 AM Response to Reply #58 |
60. It could have been worse... |
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