a neighbor has the 'dixie' horn beep

[sniffa]

just Like the dukes of hazard. i know because he/she has beeped it a bunch tonight.

this wiLL never get oLd.

[trotsky]

1. Yeeeeee-haw!

Where can I get one for my minivan?

[sniffa]

4. in massachusetts apparentLy

:o

[short bus president]

2. Erm, I'm sorry.

I'd lay into 'em for being lame, or having awful taste or something, but the truth of the matter is I'd whore out my first cousins for a General Lee horn...

[cruadin]

3. C'mon--you know if you had a horn like that, you'd be beeping...

it a bunch too. :D

[sniffa]

5. oh i know it

this post was made out of insane jeaLousy.

[Reverend_Smitty]

6. Yeah you can't get more Yankee than me but...

even I think that is sooooo kick-ass

[Kathy in Cambridge]

7. Who knew there were rednecks in Quincy

what a scary town

[sniffa]

8. *snicker*

i need to take pix of my street then. there's a pickup across the street with a 'proud redneck' bumper sticker on a 'stars & bars' background.

the front of the house next to me grows appLiances - mostLy refridgerators.

and some jerks pee off their baLconies.

[sasquatch]

9. sniffa, quick, HIDE YOUR MULES!!!

:D

[Deja Q]

10. Well, I hope I don't get on the wrong side of that driver!

:wow:

[democracyindanger]

11. I just don't get it

Horns, the flag--what's the South's point of loudly and repeatedly acknowledging that they got their asses kicked in the Civil War?

[sniffa]

12. ah hah

maybe the yankees are proud then? :think:

[BikeWriter]

16. Are you refering to the "War for Southern Independence?"

[crimson333]

20. Nope it was the war of Northern Agression

[BikeWriter]

21. That, too!

[Dukkha]

13. you could be Rosco or Anus

[TroubleMan]

14. You should get like a hip hop music horn or something.

Don't make it your regular horn. Hook up a separate horn just for that guy.

Make it something that's a complete opposite from his.

Like the the beginning of the Dr. Dre song, "Like this and Like 'Dat"....you know the beginning where the high pitched keyboard goes "doo doo doo dee doo doo doo doo doo"

[mark414]

18. that

is the best idea i have heard in awhile

mad props

[Telly Savalas]

15. Isn't there a state law that says it's OK to kill them for that?

[madinmaryland]

25. That's Florida you are thinking of.

Shoot first and ask questions later.

[DS1]

17. Maybe it shorted out after you pissed on it all those times

Stranger things have happened.

[-..__...]

19. Thank God for JC Whitney.

What better way to disturbe, annoy or piss off your neighbors or the driver in front of you?

http://www.jcwhitney.com/autoparts/Product/tf-Browse/s-10101/Pr-p_Product.CATENTRY_ID:2009874/showCustom-0/p-2009874/N-111+600002545+10201/c-10101

"RECORD-A-HORN™
* Now you can record and play back your favorite songs and sounds with the touch of a button
* Records 30-second sound or song clips for your horn
* Change your recording anytime and as many times as you want!

Use the included microphone or connect the wired jack to your CD player or radio. Built-in on/off switch and volume control. 12 Watts of sound.

[trotsky]

22. Here is the one that only plays "Dixie."

http://www.jcwhitney.com/autoparts/Product/tf-Browse/s-10101/Pr-p_Product.CATENTRY_ID:2009059/showCustom-0/p-2009059/N-111+600002545+10201/c-10101

Only $63! And if the horn just isn't enough, here's some info on building your very own replica General Lee!

http://www.buildagenerallee.com/

LMAO, I was obsessed with that show as a kid. If it weren't for the racial connotations of the confederate flag and the fact that I have way more sense than money, I would LOVE to have my own General Lee. That would kick ass.

[BlondieK143]

23. Wait!

You didn't tell me you moved to TN! :P

[northzax]

24. have you considered getting your own version?

configure your horn to play "Battle Hymm of the Republic."