My Senegal Parrot is masturbating with his Booda Comfy Perch!

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The masturbator (Attila)...



The object of his affection...



(It's a colorful, 1" thick braided rope for birds to perch on... not ejaculate on :shrug: ).

I came home from work the other day, greet the little guy (like I always do), and he begins to straddle his "Comfy Perch" a bit. He has done that every now and then in the past, but it's usually only a quick rub/stroke or two.

Then he starts getting a little more aggressive about it (was it something I said?).

Okay, so I'll leave him alone to "work it out" and give him his privacy.

Then I'm sitting in my work space about 15' away from his cage and I hear these strange alien like emanations coming from the living room... clicking, clacking, squishy types of noise.

I look in the room and he's having this "When Harry Met Sally", "Oh my God/banging against the headboards/ screaming/waking up the neighbors/calling the police/pulling hair" type of orgasm.

At first it was like "WTF". Then it was pretty funny. Then I thought "what if I had my mom or a first date over"? How am I going to explain this one?
I can be a pretty good bullshit artist, but not that good.

I say let him have his jollies, but then I worry about what the other tenants might think if they hear him.

Should I be concerned?

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. And I needed to know this, why? *l*

[Deja Q]

2. At least yours masturbates.

Mine hasn't showed ANY signs of wanting to bonk ANYTHING.

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8. You sound disappointed?

Either you're doing something wrong or your bird has the sex drive of Barbara Bush?

[Deja Q]

16. That, or he

SAW Barbara Bush. :scared:

That'd be more effective than a vasectomy for 99% of the human population.

Didn't stop Poppy, but then some think he might not be human... :7

[youthere]

3. Dirty dirty dirty bird.

According to Dobson your bird will be burning in hell for all eternity.

[Deja Q]

4. And I thought that was reserved for homosexuals only.

Oh well!

[youthere]

11. NONONO

In the fundy mind pretty much anyone who enjoys an orgasm is destined to do a backstoke in the lake of fire for all eternity.

[FizzFuzz]

17. oh you just want to keep hell all to yourself.

I am not fooled.

:evilgrin:

:hi:

[Lars39]

5. lol

I'd like to see the fight he gives you when you try to take his "comfy perch" away from him because company's coming over. :D

[Deja Q]

6. I wouldn't. Senegals are known to terrify MACAWS.

And a Macaw is something like 5 TIMES larger than a grown Senegal.

[Lars39]

10. I didn't know that.

I'm a wimp around big birds; my knuckles even cringe. :)
How ya doing, HypnoToad? :hi:

[Deja Q]

21. Senegals can be big birds in small packages.

:-)

:hi: I am doing okay. Thx. :-)

[crispini]

7. Locking

no sex threads. :evilgrin:

[purr]

9. My mom has a senegal and a conure..

The conure is a neurotic mess that plucks herself bald on her belly. She gets off A LOT, even to the point where she laid eggs. My amazon never does it, but breeders told me it is quite normal for them to do it in mating season.

[amazona]

12. don't worry

If you have your mom or a first date over, and the parrot is pleasuring himself, believe you me, they get as big a kick out of it as you do -- and probably a bigger kick. A lot of people don't even know that birds can "get off." It's a great way to cut through the B.S. and have a real but fun conversation.

No, you should not be concerned. Masturbation is healthy for parrots and other growing things. :-)

The season passes and then they forget about it...until next year.
:-) But the looks you get on the faces of your visitors have an entertainment value you'll remember forever.

The conservation movement is a breeding ground of communists
and other subversives. We intend to clean them out,
even if it means rounding up every birdwatcher in the country.
--John Mitchell, US Attorney General 1969-72

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22. Yes...

but there's a time and place for everything.

How would you like it if you were "unwinding" on the sofa and your mom was pointing at you and laughing? :o

[FuzzySlippers]

13. If this were a human masturbation thread, it would be locked.

Why are parrot masturbation threads OK? :shrug:

[amazona]

14. parrots are a privileged class

I for one welcome our Parrot Overlords.

The conservation movement is a breeding ground of communists
and other subversives. We intend to clean them out,
even if it means rounding up every birdwatcher in the country.
--John Mitchell, US Attorney General 1969-72

[FizzFuzz]

20. LOL

:spray:

[progmom]

15. .

:rofl:


you're on a roll today, fluff.

[Donailin]

18. That shit 's just WRONG.

Get your bird to his confessor for chrissakes.

[VOX]

19. This is not something you hear every day.

May your parrot enjoy his Comfy Perch as he sees fit! :thumbsup:

[HeeBGBz]

23. Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten

Maybe he wants to get rid of the cat.

[AlienGirl]

24. Just be thankful he's not "using" your hand! n/t

[LeftyMom]

25. Somewhere, a prominent Republican

is googling to find out where he can order a Comfy Perch of his very own.

[In_The_Wind]

26. no worries

that's typical parrot behavior and far better than feather plucking

:hi: