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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 07:55 PM
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"_____________, I am your father."
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 07:56 PM
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1. Buzz
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 07:56 PM
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2. That's the best portrait I've seen of DU's Voltaire ...
Ever !!!!! :evilgrin: :P :hug:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 07:56 PM
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3. Dick
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neuvocat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 07:56 PM
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4. Alas...Yorick...
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 07:58 PM
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5. Barbra Streisand
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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 08:01 PM
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6. Rupert?
LOL
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 08:01 PM
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7. A message from Luke I. Amyofatha
Urgent and Confidential.

Dear Friend,

I am Jonathan Luthman a 25 years old boy and my sister is susan a 22 years old girl were the only survival son and daughter of late prominate business man Mr.Harrison Luthman from Yugoslavia. My father left Yugoslavia in the year 1971 to Angola in Africa there he started a new life career by buying and selling diamond to foreign country such as belgiun i-e brussel not quite long he met with my mother an Angola woman and they both engage in marriage all to enable him to gain ground in Angola.

After some years he had a private minning company called branch
energy unfortunate for him war broke out and he was assasinated by the
rebels simply because of diamonds and this lead to untimely wind up of his investment but,nevertheless my father been a man with foresight had disclose to my mother that he deposited some huge amount of money with a security company outside Angola for future project and after his death ,this lead to immediate evacuation of my mother, myself and my sister to a country called COTE D'IVOIRE where the money is deposited.So good,so bad, my mother as well after locating the security company due to much thinking she had to gave up the spirit some months after arrival.

Now presently I and my sister are lying helplessly in the refugee camp in Abidjan.My father deposited $32 million dollars which is in a trunk box and declare it as a family belonging.Sir I and my sister here by crying and demanding for your assistance over the retrievement of this consignment out of the security company to your country for onward lucrative business of our choice, in which you will be our guardian concerning the investment.Please we need a God fearing person one that is considerate inlife and ready to be a good friend for us as this is the only heritage leftfor us.

Note! 15% of the total amount is map out for you and 5% is for every
expenses that we may incure during the transaction.More also, all the
necessary document concernning the deposit is intact incase if the need call for it.Please email us with j_luthman@libero.it Immediately you recieve this mail.

Thanks and God Bless.

yours Faithfully

Jonathan and Susan Luthman.

Abidjan


Enters Luke I Amyofatha


Dear Jonathan,

God only knows why he put you in the position that you are in, I find very often that in the deck of cards of life, when we need the ace of clubs, god deals us the joker card. There must be reasons for this just like there is a reason god gave you me as someone to have contact with.

How can I help ? I am a nobody, just a social worker looking after abused women. I know all about suffering, I see it every day in the safe house I work and live in.

Tell me more about yourself and what help I can give you

God bless you

Luke I Amyofatha


Dear Luke I Amyofatha,

Thanks for your message of yesterday.i and my sister will want you to

help us contact the lawyer which our late father used on the day he made

the deposit with the security company,because when we went to the city

trust securiy company Abidjan to verify our claim they said that they

will not do anything until they see the (blah blah blah, read the link for some fun)

http://www.geocities.com/cola_andrews/adoptedluthman/luthmanongoing.htm
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 08:02 PM
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8. SpongeBob
I am your father!:7
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redsoxliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 08:05 PM
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9. you must have a, uh, hot wife...
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 08:16 PM
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10. Dick, I am your father...


"Dad! Cool! Show me how to choke a muthafucka!"
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 08:18 PM
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11. Zell
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 08:25 PM
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12. George
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Cannikin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 08:33 PM
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13. Michael, I am your father.
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