If You Could Go On Any Show, Call Them Dicks And Get Them Canceled...

[DistressedAmerican]

Which would it be?

from the makers of Being John Malcovich, Its Being John Stewart...
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The day I saw John Stewart tell off Tucker and Begala, I was elated. I have always dreamed of doing such a thing. The fact that the show's cancellation was announced right there after and the network cited Stewart's visit as a partial causative factor Make me laugh so hard I nearly wet myself. From that moment forward I knew he could no longer do ANY WRONG.

So if you had your choice, who's show would you visit to tell them off and send them into the waste bin of television history?

No need to limit yourself to the news networks. Although they sure do have some contenders.

[CanuckAmok]

1. "Meet the Press".

Those guys and their holier-than-thou, 'we've been on the air way longer than Sesame Street' 'tude need to be taken down a peg.

[jpgray]

8. Take your fat ass and fatter head back to your Nantucket McMansion, Tim

[ET Awful]

2. O'Reilly of course. . . probably wouldn't take much the way he's been

hemorrhaging viewers :).

[TheProphetess]

10. My sentiment exactly!

I'd like to tell O'Reilly to "shut up!" and then call him a dick. :evilgrin:

[iconoclastic cat]

3. Any Bush press conference.

Then I'd pee on them.

[GreenPartyVoter]

6. Ya beat me to it

[iconoclastic cat]

17. So, we meet again, Mr. Bond.

[Mojambo]

4. According to Jim

I know, I know... I'm supposed to pick a right-wing hack show, but I just hate According to Jim so fucking much.

[AntiCoup2K4]

5. American Idol

Enough is fucking enough already. When was the last time a band that writes songs and plays instruments got a record deal?

And Creed doesn't count :mad:

[ok_cpu]

7. Oasis?

:evilgrin:

And I second "Amercian Idol" by the way.

[tuvor]

13. You realize you're dissing the likes of...

...well, just about every singer/band before the 60s.

Everyone with a record deal shouldn't HAVE to multitask. As long as the result is a decent song, I'm happy.

ON EDIT: Go, Carrie!

[blondeatlast]

9. Trying to avoid repeats; anything with Wolf Blitzer, including his

replacement show for "Crossfire."

[AlCzervik]

11. Pretty much every show on Faux "News"

or Hardball on M$NBC.

[Elidor]

12. Rush Limbaugh

I'd love to shred him on-air. He's easy meat. Low-hanging fruit, and all that.

[EC]

14. Hannity..

On edit: One that I thinks does a lot of damage, because they pretend to be better than they are "Good Morning America" their endorsements of Bush's agenda are usually veiled, but they are there.

[DistressedAmerican]

15. Well We Have Thrown Out A Lot Of Crap Shows. There Are More Though!

Many More...

[Mz Pip]

16. Rush

only because so many people take his spin and lies as the truth.

He's a perfect example of what is wrong with political opinion that somehow passes for fact.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[DistressedAmerican]

18. Salvage Kicker!

[swag]

19. Kudlow on CNBC

[DistressedAmerican]

20. Yeah, Douchebag! Can The Other One Stay Or Are They Both Gone?