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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 07:02 PM
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Is beer and nachos a balanced diet
because that's all I've had for dinner for the last two night.


I got to go to the grocery store. I'm out of chips.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 07:03 PM
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1. Yes, put the beer on the short lever
;-)
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cruadin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 07:04 PM
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2. Don't forget the salsa con queso---the apex of the food pyramid.
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amazona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 07:04 PM
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3. are you serious?
Edited on Wed May-11-05 07:04 PM by amazona
There is not sufficient caffeine or sugar in that diet. Add some coffee with sugar in the morning and then it will be perfectly balanced with all four food groups -- alcohol, caffeine, fat, sugar.

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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 07:07 PM
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4. No coffee
Sorry not a coffee drinker. 4 cups of tea every day though. I thought bacon was one of the basic food groups?
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snippy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 07:08 PM
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5. What kind of beer?
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 07:10 PM
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9. Rouge Dead Guy tonight
Dogfish head 90 minute IPA last night. Tomorrow????
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snippy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 07:20 PM
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13. Definitely balanced then. n/t
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 07:08 PM
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6. Only if...
... you're eating equal amounts (by weight, not volume) of each. :)
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Taxloss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 07:09 PM
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7. Only if you rest them on your gut while slumping on the sofa.
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 07:09 PM
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8. Grains, check, Dairy, check. Vegies, check (with jalapenos).
Any legumes?
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 07:11 PM
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11. tomatos in the salsa
No beans. Keeps the wife up at night.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 07:10 PM
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10. Beer in one hand, nachos in the other.
Sounds balanced to me. :thumbsup:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 07:13 PM
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12. Take a multivitamin and drink a glass of Metamucil every day...
...and you'll be fine.
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 07:21 PM
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14. Don't need no damn metamucil
The hops and barley take care of that.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 07:23 PM
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16. That's SOLUBLE fiber.
:eyes:
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MissB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 07:21 PM
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15. Perfect!
:toast:
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