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Zech Marquis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 04:54 PM
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GASH! I've been hit on..by a tall blonde woman!
:wow: Never saw THIS coming all of a sudden! :wow: i was simply minding my own business, and poof, there she was talking to me while I was shooping. Damn, I never expected a tall blonde to hit on me, I'm shocked guys...even got her phone number (I didn't ask, she gve it to me)
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 04:55 PM
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1. *sigh*
I so know how George Costanza must feel.
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Zech Marquis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 04:59 PM
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3. I didn't start it LOL
she walked up to ME :wow:
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Penndems Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 04:58 PM
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2. Not Ann Coulter, I hope?
Run for the nearest exit if it is! :silly:
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Zech Marquis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 05:00 PM
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4. no worries about that
this one seems to have some common sense, brains, and I must say a BAD body too :evilgrin:
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Penndems Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 05:02 PM
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5. Then she's DEFINITELY not Coulter
Carry on. :)
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 05:05 PM
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6. Come on! Give us the whole story! Omit nothing!
So, you were shopping, and............?
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Zech Marquis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 05:07 PM
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10. I was in line buyig some new pants and a polo shirt
she was in the other side of the store and was apprently checking me out. She walked up, smiled, and say,"my name is Sarah.." and we started from there :-)
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 05:06 PM
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7. Hmmm.... I'm Suspicious. I Wonder If She Was...
... just looking to meet other folks so that she can give them a sales pitch to join her Amway team, or to get involved in Herbalife sales (or any of the multi-level-marketing, pyramid-style stuff.)

-- Allen

Or... maybe you're more of hot stud than you've led us to believe! :hi: Good luck!
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ContraBass Black Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 05:09 PM
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13. I'd watch out too. There's no telling what she's after.
:tinfoilhat: ;-)
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Parrcrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 05:06 PM
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8. Must have been the shooping
heh heh heh:evilgrin:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 05:08 PM
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11. Or the GASH.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 05:07 PM
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9. I'm sorry, but: "GASH"?
A bit Freudian there, innit? :evilgrin:
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Zech Marquis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 05:08 PM
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12. I was a at a loss for words
:evilgrin:
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FreepFryer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 05:33 PM
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15. If that's the best you could come up with, I'm guessing she dumped ya.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 05:32 PM
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14. Nice going guy
Noe follow through

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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 05:36 PM
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16. Maybe it was one of those GOP 'Desperate Housewives'
Their hubbies are into group and farm animal sex, or no sex at all.
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MissMarple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 05:44 PM
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17. Ah huh, is this a new Jehovah's Witness strategy?
And make sure she's not selling Amway. :D
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 05:49 PM
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18. SLUT!!!!!
Yeah, right.

"all of a sudden" my ass!! :D
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 06:02 PM
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19. You were shooping?
Well no wonder...

RL
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