Scientology Losing Ground to New Fictionology

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LOS ANGELES—According to a report released Monday by the American Institute of Religions, the Church of Scientology, once one of the fastest-growing religious organizations in the U.S., is steadily losing members to the much newer religion Fictionology.
The paperback that has already sold two million copies.
Above: The paperback that has already sold two million copies.

"Unlike Scientology, which is based on empirically verifiable scientific tenets, Fictionology's central principles are essentially fairy tales with no connection to reality," the AIR report read. "In short, Fictionology offers its followers a mythical belief system free from the cumbersome scientific method to which Scientology is hidebound."



read on at http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4119">The Onion, from whence this came.

[ET Awful]

1. LMFAO

:rofl:

Any bets as to how soon the "church" of $cientology tries to sue the Onion? They're great lovers of lawsuits over ther at the Co$

[Dr.Phool]

2. Ok, 2 jokes for the price of one

Your link to The Onion takes me to another form of Scientology.

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3. REAL LINK HERE

my bad....

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4119