Ok - where the heck did you hide my glasses???

[progmom]

I mean, seriously. It was funny Monday night...a little less funny Tuesday, and now? I'm pissed. Where the hell are my glasses?

Any psychics in the house? I'll send you a whole pile of jazz CDs if you can visualize where my glasses are.

[LynneSin]

1. I think my cats did it

I finally found my missing remote control and it was someplace where only my cats could get to.

Sorry about Abbott & Evita - they're a little bit ruly at times

[progmom]

that place where only your cats could get to?

where was it?

[LynneSin]

5. Underneath the bed - almost in the middle of it

:shrug:

Damn cats!

[Pied Piper]

38. No Shit!

I swear to you that my cats did exactly the same thing this morning. Last time, they popped out both lenses and squashed the frame. Fortunately, this time they only moved them from the nightstand to under the bed.

[GOPisEvil]

2. Your cool glasses are missing?!

Call out the National Guard!

Look under a stack of papers, glasses like to hide under loose sheets. :shrug:

[progmom]

11. Yeah. I'm wearing my really severe looking Gucci frames now.

I'm really tired of these glasses.

[GOPisEvil]

14. Those are severe. I like the more rounded look better on you.

Are you scaring small children with those frames? ;-)

[MissMillie]

3. I hate it when that happens

The tough part for me is that if I forget where I put them, I can't see to find them.

[progmom]

13. my problem?

the minute i start trying to look for them, i hear "Mommy???? MOMMMEEEE!" then a 35 pound projectile launches himself onto me. :P

[Huckebein the Raven]

4. I'm getting a reading

Did you leave them in the bathroom ?

:P

[progmom]

6. i'll check all the places anyone mentions when i get home

if you're right, you get the CDs.


which bathroom, btw? master math? progspawn's bath? the downstairs bathroom?

[Huckebein the Raven]

9. Master Bath

[progmom]

16. i'll look there again

maybe they got stuck under some magazines... :shrug:

[Rowdyboy]

7. You can always check in ATA....They can always help!

Oh, wait, I forgot, they closed ATA because of bad behavior. Guess we're on our own now. Too bad. I'd buy another pair...

[progmom]

18. Yeah, maybe I will PM Skinner.

Things have been pretty quiet around here lately. I'm sure he's looking for something to do. ;)

[Misunderestimator]

8. I was wondering whose glasses those were on my bedside table..

:)

[progmom]

20. Oh shit - that's probably where my bite splint is, too!

Can you stick those in the mail to me?

;)

[Misunderestimator]

25. Oh jeez... sorry... I thought that was a

chew toy... gave it to nsma's dog... :shrug: (Bite splint? Is that for TMJ?)

But I'll send you those glasses right away... if I can find them...

[progmom]

28. yeah - TMJ

I grind my teeth. x(

[Misunderestimator]

31. I used to...

but I slept with one of those damn bite guards for a few years... broke me of the habit.

[progmom]

32. I'm actually much better than I used to be.

I don't actually sleep with one anymore. I was just trying to think of something silly to leave on your bed side table. ;)

[Misunderestimator]

33. Well, in that case... I did find this thing too:

Haven't a clue where it came from...

[progmom]

39. that must have come from another visitor

:scared:

[Solly Mack]

10. You stuck them in a drawer

that has towels/dish cloths in it.

[progmom]

21. well that would be silly

but heck - it's worth a look!!!

[Solly Mack]

30. I misplaced mine in a drawer once...caught up in other things

and just put them there...

[curse10]

12. Behind the toilet.

I'm always amazed how many things drop behind there.

[progmom]

22. hmmmmmmmmm

that's a thought.
a weird thought.
but you never know.


how are you feeling this morning? ;)

[curse10]

35. a little achy, actually- champagne always does it to me

:D

[calico1]

15. Check the top of your head!

I had a coworker who always would do that. Put the glasses on top of her head and then frantically look for her "lost" glasses. LOL.

[progmom]

23. first time i met chaka khan....

she was running around frantically asking strangers to help her locate her coat...which was flung over her arm. :shrug:

[auntAgonist]

43. wrong place

deleted by me :)

[tjwmason]

17. I ate them

So you're going to have to cut me open if you want them back. :evilgrin:

[progmom]

24. how about i just PM you my prescription and the frame style number?

and you send me a new pair?

i love you and all, but not in a creepy, cut you open to retrieve my glasses kind of way... :hi:

[tjwmason]

34. HAHAHAHAHA

You'll never see them again - which is doubly ironic as they're glasses. :evilgrin:

[ronnykmarshall]

19. My glasses! Without them I'm helpless!

[progmom]

26. ronnykmarshall ate my glasses!

ronnykmarshall ate my glasses!

;)

[ScreamingMeemie]

27. I am visualizing them..... hmm.... hmmm.. .hmmm.....

They are somewhere in your car. :hi:

[progmom]

29. the thing is, the last time i remember wearing them

I was walking into my house, on the phone with Dolo Amber. I blame her. :D

[dolo amber]

41. You just *thought* that was a cell phone

It's really my magical glasses transporter.

You'll be receiving a ransom note shortly. :P

[progmom]

49. sigh....

fine. i'll have a caseload of morrissey bootlegs delivered to your house by noon tomorrow. :eyes:

[auntAgonist]

46. did you look outside? did you pick up the mail?

maybe they are in the mail box? in a shrub by the front door?

[progmom]

48. good ideas all

i will check when i get home...

[sundog]

36. Did you leave them at the office?

:shrug:

[progmom]

40. can't drive without them

no jazz cds for you! :P

[miss_kitty]

37. did you check on top of your head?

That's where my mom's always were.

:rofl: Sorry. I just had a picture of you searching 3 days w/ 'em on your head. It made my mom crazy, looking for her sunglasses and we rarely told her "Look on your head, Mom!"

[progmom]

42. i do have glasses on top of my head right now

but they're the wrong ones. :cry:

[miss_kitty]

45. Too bad you can't ask in ATA anymore

They were quite-erm-whatever whenever people were looking for stuff. Keys, remotes, whatever.

:hi:

[progmom]

51. i miss ATA

:cry:

[Jara sang]

44. They are on the coffee table under some magazines. n/t

[auntAgonist]

47. check the toy box

I was picking up toys once and set mine down, my son . who was maybe 2 at the time picked them up and put them in with the toys. worth a look.

aA

[progmom]

50. your two year-old cleaned up his own toys?

:wow: