I submit MY application to be DU's offical Culture and Civility Ranter

[Rabrrrrrr]

slash ombudsman slash clerk slash egregious dynamiter

[DS1]

1. I ratify and finalize and hereby install Rabrrrrr as the above billet.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Thank you!

much appreciated!

As high executioner, I hope you go after Thomas Kinkade first, just to get America used to the idea of a pro-active legally-sanctioned executioner.

Then a few days later you can do a total, and I mean TOTAL, bloodbath at American Idol - cast, fans, idol-wannabes. The whole gamut. But spare the crew. But DON'T spare the fans.

[DS1]

9. I'm currently linking America's phone system with America's power system

so if you start to dial even the first 5 digits of the American Idol voting lines, you WILL feel my wrath!

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Oh, SWEEEEEEEEET!

I'm so embarrassed I never thought of that!

My God, that's brilliant - absolutely brilliant!

precisely why I think you are the best choice.

[DS1]

13. I've also arranged a deal with Donald Trump to buy out and

sovereignize every funeral home in the country, which will allow us to enforce a 15 thousand percent tarrif on all caskets and services sold.

Then, of course, I will bury "The Donald" alive.

[Redstone]

4. No, you can't do that without a second.

I second.

Now nobody can argue with your decision.

Redstone

[Left Is Write]

3. But WHY?

WHY do you type out the word "slash" when you could just ACTUALLY use the slash key?

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Because it was more fun to type it out

slash slash slash

By typing it, I force people then to actually say it as they are reading, instead of just whatever little sound they hear or thought they have when they see a /.

I wanted people to actually say "slash", whether they are reading out loud or just in their heads.

That's why.

Nyah.

[Left Is Write]

8. Does that make you a slasher?

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Neither a slasher, nor a haberdasher!

:smilyoftapdancingguy:

[havocmom]

6. So, are ya for it, or agin' it?

Culture and civility, I mean.

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. I'ma fer it!!

I'm alls fer culture and civility. Huh haw.

[Robb]

12. As the official Minister of Minutiae

...I, of course, hear "...C&C Ranter virgule ombudsman virgule clerk virgule egregious dynamiter. :D

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. You're such a nutjob

:hi:

I'm laughing my guts out right now. That was brilliantly hilarious!