EXCLUSIVE!!! TONY DANZA CRASH PHOTOS!!

[matcom]

man, maybe NOW i'll win that pulitzer!!

[DS1]

1. Is he okay?

Not that I care so much about Tony Danza, but it looks like it could've done some brain damage.

[matcom]

2. not injured

the mush didn't leak out

[Spinzonner]

4. How would you tell

:9

[mhr]

3. The Pictures Are Signed - He Must Have Survived!

eom

[DS1]

7. Don't be so quick, the flash of light before the crash indicates

that a missile was fired from the other car.

MIHOP

[TrogL]

9. HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!!

you're bad.

:spank:

[mhr]

10. I Am Clearly Not Wearing Tin Foil Today

eom

[DS1]

12. I'm going to need some sort of verification of that

I don't know you, I don't know the people vouching for you, and I've never remotely controlled a KART.

Mega - :crazy:

[mhr]

14. Well - I Can Only Assure You That I Am Not A Freeper Troll

After that, everything else is up for interpretation.

[DS1]

15. Correct, I'm the FReeping Disruptor Troll

[MnFats]

5. TV networks know about this? Could be FOX/MSNBC/CNN'slead tonight!

somebody's sure to pay big bux for those!

[Fenris]

6. Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump

Let's test our love, let's press our luck
Let's get sick and have our stomachs pumped
Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump

This world is full of people who
Spend their lives in shoppin' malls

Let's go drinkin' on Highway 9
We'll get smashed and have a wild time

This world is full of people who
Think a lot about bowlin' balls

No one will ever fall in love with a
Nitro burnin' funny car
No one will ever have lunch with a
Nitro burnin' funny car

Let's go dinin' on rocks and glass
Get the hiccups if we eat too fast
See how long our love can last
Let's go dinin' on rocks and glass

This world is full of people who
Sit too long when the light is green

Let's find some statues and then deface 'em
I wanna beat up on Casey Casem

This world is full of people who
Eat a lot of franks and beans

No one will ever buy a present for a
Nitro burnin' funny car
No one will ever go campin' with a
Nitro burnin' funny car

Let's entertain some ugly thoughts
We'll cross our fingers so we won't get caught
We'll forget what we've been taught
Let's entertain some ugly thoughts

This world is full of people who
Crack their knuckles and talk too loud

Let's play some records and worship Satan
I tell you baby that it sure beats paintin'

This world is full of people who
Look a lot like Gavin McCloud

No one will really gives a damn about
Nitro burnin' funny cars
No one will ever write a song called
Nitro burnin' funny cars

Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump
Let's test our love, let's press our luck
Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump

[underpants]

8. uh-huh the photographer just HAPPENED to be there

I wonder if Poppa Bush was in town that day too.

I wonder :tinfoilhat:

[Zuni]

17. I am sure he arranged it and kept his distance

he didn't want to be connected to Tony's crash personally. You know, Tony was getting ready to go public with his secret info

[MrScorpio]

11. This Just In From The Grassy Knoll:

It's not my fault!

[ronnykmarshall]

13. The Tony Danza's got me baby!

The Tony Danza's got me baby!

[bottomofthehill]

16. One word

Helmet