"You big dummy!"

[Richardo]

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. Shut. Up. You.

[BurtWorm]

17. Stifle yourself and go get me a beer, harh?

Dingbat.

[MissMillie]

2. Kiss My Grits!

[Toby109]

3. Elizabeth?

Is that you?

[BurtWorm]

12. I'm comin' to join ya, honey!

This is the Big One.

[Richardo]

4. Would you believe?

[Burma Jones]

5. Two quotes from a single episode come to mind -

You come in here looking for justice, and that's what you find - Just Us.

And in the same vein - There are enough n*****s in here to make a Tarzan movie.

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. Car 54 Where are you??

[LynneSin]

7. As God as my witness, I thought Turkeys could fly

[MissMillie]

8. One of the funniest moments on TV--ever

I wasn't even a big fan of the show... but that one episode--priceless.

[LynneSin]

9. Best TV episode EVER

:D

“It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Thaaaaanksss... giving! ... From ... W ... K ... R... P!! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!”

[Kerrytravelers]

10. God'll get you for that!

Right on, Maude!

[terrya]

11. Dyno-mite!!!!

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. What...do... you...do... when...you....come.... to....a...yellow....light?

[Richardo]

15. "Slow down!"

:)

[MissMillie]

16. Another hysterically funny episode!

:hi:

[livetohike]

14. He's dead, Jim.

[peekaloo]

18. You old fish-eyed fool!