Attention TinFoilHatters-A how to

[underpants]

:tinfoilhat: http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html :tinfoilhat:

Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie:
Practical Mind Control Protection for Paranoids
By Lyle Zapato

What Is An AFDB?




Quick Instructions For Building An AFDB

1 Get a five foot sheet of aluminum foil (standard one foot wide Reynolds Wrap brand will do nicely.)
2 Fold the sheet four times into five equal segments so that you end up with a 1x1 foot square, making sure that you fold over the dull side of the foil leaving the square shiny on both sides.


3 Use scissors to cut from one corner of the square to the center, making a straight line.
4 Bend the foil from one side of the cut under the other, making a slight cone. Again, make sure that the outside of the cone has a shiny side of the foil; this is VERY important.


5 Place the cone on your head and squash the top and sides to make it fit snugly.
6 Apply Scotch tape liberally making sure to secure the cut in the foil and any form-fitting creases made in step 5.

These instructive diagrams are also available in an easy-to-print PDF format for non-comercial use by concerned educators and paranoid bill posters.
7 Use more tape to secure AFDB to your cranium.


A Note About The Shiny Side:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. Thanks for this valuable information!!

I need it to deflect from all the people who still think Kerry threw the election to Bush on purpose because of Skull and Bones or some other equally retarded conspiracy theory. :tinfoilhat:

[havocmom]

2. Hey, when did you take a picture of the 90 pound Hound in his hat?

He also has one in green foil for St Pat's & Christmas

[Heidi]

3. Thank you so much, Underpants!

Did it occur to you, as it did to me, while perusing that website, that there were no industructions for tinfoil underpants?

At any rate, I know what I'm getting my cat for his birthday:

[MercutioATC]

4. MODS! Please move this post!

It belongs in the 9/11 thread where it'll do some good...

:evilgrin: