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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 07:47 AM
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'Orgasm Day' Now An Official Holiday
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RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil -- It was Orgasm Day Monday in Espertantina, a small town in northeast Brazil.

Mayor Felipe Santolia said his town has unofficially celebrated orgasm day for years. But this year is the first when it was recognized as an official municipal holiday.

Santolia said the idea is to improve marriages. Santolia notes that when a woman is unsatisfied, it affects all aspects of her life, including her relationship with the city. Santolia added that Monday's official holiday was to celebrate "orgasm in all its senses."

http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/4470306/detail.html
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 07:49 AM
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1. Another reason to move to Brazil!
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 07:49 AM
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2. In further news, there has been a sudden spike in airline ticket sales to
unsatisfied American wives such as Laura Bush who is a self-professed desparate housewife. The Brazilian tourism industry is expected to increase dramatically this year.
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 07:49 AM
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3. Rock on!
:bounce: "Santolia notes that when a woman is unsatisfied, it affects all aspects of her life, including her relationship with the city." That's an interesting way to look at it. I mean, the first part is true, the second part... who knows?!
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unsavedtrash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 07:49 AM
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4. new pick up line-Hey baby want to help me celebrate National Orgasm Day?
Edited on Tue May-10-05 07:51 AM by unsavedtrash
I love it! :toast:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 07:50 AM
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5. Every day is Orgasm Day.
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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 07:50 AM
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IF YOU'RE A MAN!
Sometimes we women aren't so lucky.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 08:09 AM
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10. Some women are.
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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 08:10 AM
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11. Yeah, those of us that
take matters into our own hands. :D
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SHRED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 07:50 AM
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6. Damn...yesterday?
If I only would have known!

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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 08:00 AM
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7. Perfect
:grr: but why only one day a year

***booking a plane ticket***
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 08:02 AM
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8. Woo hoo!
:woohoo:
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all.of.me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 08:08 AM
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9. every day is orgasm day!!!!
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allemand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 08:55 AM
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12. Ai saudade...!
Na Baixa do Sapateiro eu encontreu um dia
A morena mais frajola da Bahia
Pedi-lhe um beijo, não deu
Um abraço, sorriu
Pedi-lhe a mão, não quis dar, fugiu

Bahia, terra da felicidade
Morena, eu ando louco de saudade...
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