What if Bob Dylan and George W. Bush met?

[Jesus Saves]

What would happen? What would they talk about? What if they had to spend some time together, stranded somewhere?

[Not_Giving_Up]

1. Dylan might shoot himself in the head

If he had to listen to dubya for an extended period of time.

[mzmolly]

2. The annnnnnnnnser my frrrriend, is blowin innnnnnn the winnnnnnnd ....

;)

[Floogeldy]

3. Dylan would tell Bush that he is a fucking moron.

I trust.

[Jack Rabbit]

4. Dylan usually lets his music speak for him

So he would sing "It's Alright Ma, I'm only Bleeding."

Old lady judges watch people in pairs
Limited in sex, they dare
To push fake morals, insult and stare
While money doesn't talk, it swears
Obscenity, who really cares
Propaganda, all is phony.

That should leave Bush with nothing to say.

[Wickerman]

5. Maybe he would sing Ain't No Man Righteous to him

over and over until it sunk in:

When a man he serves the Lord, it makes his life worthwhile.
It don't matter 'bout his position, it don't matter 'bout his lifestyle.
Talk about perfection, I ain't never seen none
And there ain't no man righteous, no not one.

Sometimes the devil likes to drive you from the neighborhood.
He'll even work his ways through those whose intentions are good.
Some like to worship on the moon, others are worshipping the sun
And there ain't no man righteous, no not one.

Look around, ya see so many social hypocrites
Like to make rules for others while they do just the opposite.

You can't get to glory by the raising and the lowering of no flag.
Put your goodness next to God's and it comes out like a filthy rag.
In a city of darkness there's no need of the sun
And there ain't no man righteous, no not one.

Done so many evil things in the name of love, it's a crying shame
I never did see no fire that could put out a flame.

Pull your hat down, baby, pull the wool down over your eyes,
Keep a-talking, baby, 'til you run right out of alibis.
Someday you'll account for all the deeds that you done.
Well, there ain't no man righteous, no not one.

God got the power, man has got his vanity,
Man gotta choose before God can set him free.
Don't you know there's nothing new that's under the sun?
Well, there ain't no man righteous, no not one.

When I'm gone don't wonder where I be.
Just say that I trusted in God and that Christ was in me.
Say He defeated the devil, He was God's chosen Son
And that there ain't no man righteous, no not one.

[Swede]

6. They would cancel each other out.

Just poof, both gone.