Ok so there's these three surgeons playing golf, and

[complain jane]

they're trying to impress each other with their amazing tales of skill.

"I stitched up a pianist who lost five fingers," the first doctor said. "He was playing classical piano at Carnegie Hall three weeks later!"

The second doctor rolls his eyes and smirks. "I just sewed up an athlete who lost both legs in a car accident," he said to the other two. "He was running in the Olympics later on that very same year!".

The third surgeon laughs to himself, knowing full well he had a story that would have them both feeling pretty silly.

"Oh yeah? Well let me tell you my greatest accomplishment. My last patient was a cowboy who managed to run himself and his horse straight into the path of an oncoming train. It was a horror show. There was nothing left but the horse's ass and the cowboy's hat. I stitched them back together and it wasn't easy but that sucker went on to become the president of the United States!"

[hippiepunk]

1. ROFLMAOPMP!!

:spray:

[libodem]

2. beautiful

LOL

[bigwillq]

3. Heard this before!

LOL!:rofl: