You want to piss off a bunch of line dancers?

[Maddy McCall]

Wait until they all line up to do the "Electric Slide" or whatever it's called, and then MOSH out amidst them and start slam dancing.

I've done this before. Many years ago. It pissed off all of them.

Line dancing is so boring, like dance club aerobics--I was just trying to add some excitement to it. :shrug:

[hippiepunk]

1. Yeah, sounds a hell of a lot more fun!

:D

[Maddy McCall]

3. Knocking them down like bowling pins.

Even here in the genteel south, I had a whole posse of guys wanting to kick my feminine ass. :D

[zanne]

2. I have something even better.

Correct their grammar.

[Wapsie B]

4. That would be a hoot to see.

Now if there were equal numbers of line and slam dancers it could get real interesting.

[Maddy McCall]

5. In the 80s, me and my other punk friends used to go to the...

redneck bars just to do this. We always got kicked out. :D

It was so funny that it was hard to maintain dry pants while doing it.

We also used to go enter dance contests at the redneck bars and exaggeratedly imitate the more tame dancers. Me and one of my other wild friends actually won one dance contest. :D

[Wapsie B]

6. Cool.

Oh to be carefree like that.