I forgot the secret DU handshake.

[Jara sang]

I was in the parking lot at the grocery store, when I spotted a DU bumper sticker on a VW Jetta. I said to myself "Hey, DU! Wow!" Then the woman who owned the car walked up and open the trunk and put away her groceries. I said "Hey sister! I post on DU too." She looked at me suspiciously and I approached her to give her the "secret DU handshake";-) Right when I was about to clasp her hand I realized, I couldn't remember the "secret handshake" and in a fit of nervousness I flashed her some gang signs that I had learned instead. She looked at me in disgust and said "Nice try, Freep!" got in her car and drove off. I was so embarrassed. She was hot, too. Guess I blew it.

[liberalnurse]

1. Sorry to hear that.....

but then again......:rofl:

[bridgit]

2. i got mine...

[katinmn]

3. Maybe we should all get DU tattoos

I'd feel bad if that happened to me, too! (and the roles were reversed.)

[liberalnurse]

30. CHIPS! Thats it!

The DU National Idenity CHIP! :think:

[Demeter]

4. I Must Have Been Offline When the Handshake Was Announced

but a girl's got to sleep sometimes. What was it, anyway?

[Jara sang]

6. It's a Von Steinmitz handshake, which is a reversed Masonic handshake

with litle twist at the end. Like the old, old CIA handshake:D

[bridgit]

9. sure, but what degree?

hubby refuses to go over 23dg :shrug: what ever that means

[Jara sang]

10. 33rd, is there really any other?

[wtmusic]

12. eh, that's the newbie handshake

no wonder she blew you off.

It'll all be clear after your initiation.

[mongo]

16. How many initiates does it take to change a light bulb?

Shhhh. It's a secret.

[bridgit]

18. so very true...

[bridgit]

14. you bet'cha...

1 ~ 32

http://www.crystalinks.com/sg.html

[Wapsie B]

5. I think a lot of us are just tired of being demonized

by the rw media that it puts us on edge. Even if you go with your gut feelings you get taken sometimes. We just have to live our lives the best way we know how.

[bigwillq]

7. Flashed her some gang signs! WTF!

Last time I heard, a pleasent Hello and a "normal" hand shake usually does the trick.

[Jara sang]

11. I thought she was wearing gang colors.

What can I say, I dropped the ball.:evilfrown:

[bigwillq]

13. Are you in a gang? (nt)

[Jara sang]

15. Yeah, we call ourselves the "15th St. Crybabies"

We do charity work, mostly.;)

[bigwillq]

17. Did you introduce yourself?

Or did you just do the gang signs?

[Jara sang]

19. Yes, but I was in the middle of a sneezing fit

and I don't think she heard me.

[wtmusic]

20. LOL!

oh, my ribs :rofl:

(not laughing at you, JS...15th Street Crybabies are badass :scared:)

[bigwillq]

21. Ok, now you're being a clown.

:banghead:

[Jara sang]

22. Now? When have I ever stopped?

:+

[bigwillq]

23. I don't know you well enough

to have known that you were always a clown.

[Jara sang]

24. Sorry, I thought you knew I was only screwing around.

:pals:

[bigwillq]

25. Why would you post that

you met a DUer when you didn't?:shrug:

[Jara sang]

26. Is there a secret DU handshake? Thought it was obvious.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

8. You stand on leg, stick your tongue out, wave your hands wildly

and scream AAOOOOO!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

27. What was your user name before Jara Sang?

You used to post in the Lounge a lot but I can't remember your old name. I have premature alzheimers...

[Jara sang]

28. Goathead, should I put that back in my sigline?

I had it there for awhile.:hi:

[Kathy in Cambridge]

29. No-I just had a brain fart!

x(

D'oh!