Will Pitt broke his promise to the Lounge. How do we punish him?

[yvr girl]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3097487

He was going to be a Lounge Lizard. We welcomed him with open arms and he disappears.

We can't let this slight go unpunished. Please offer your suggestions.

[DrDebug]

1. Maybe it was because of the 2839 replies

Poor Will is always covered in replies and a lot of people see their post disappear with 1 reply..

[Richardo]

43. Will Pitt covered in reptiles?

Oh wait a second. Misread your post. :blush:

[SOteric]

2. Eh. I think we should support him instead

I mean, inflicting pain is certainly fun and all, but, really, it was a promise made under duress. Only a poopyhead would hold him to it.

Yeah, yeah, I'm no fun. You're not the first person to suggest as much.

[Droopy]

3. Sometimes

you even have to take a break from the lounge.

[yvr girl]

4. You're not getting into the spirit of things

- 10 hours of uninterrupted Barry Manilow
- Heaping plate of salmon
- Make him wear nothing but preppy clothes
- Cheap beer
- Season's tickets to the Yankees

C'mon people.

[LibraLiz1973]

15. Are you trying to say something about Manilow?

He's under appreciated!!

[yvr girl]

16. I'm willing to bet he's really under appreciated by Will

I'd be willing to bet money he wouldn't enjoy a concert.

[LibraLiz1973]

18. I know people think he sucks but if you really listen

the music is pretty good. Copacabana can perk up any party

[many a good man]

5. Shun him

Let's let all his posts here go unanswered and drop like a dead flies. Tee hee!

[Longgrain]

6. I told you, serve him a Peanut Butter Burger and a non-alcoholic beer

with a bong water brownie for desert. :7

[GalleryGod]

7. That WAS a whole 17 days ago in this "fast forward" world...

Punishment? Make him come to Philly !:spank: Fugeddaboutit!:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

8. Shave him and take away his smokes...

That oughta do it...

RL

[yvr girl]

9. I like the way you think

:evilgrin:

[sniffa]

10. i first read that as, "wiLL pitt broke his penis...."

maybe that's an idea for punishment. :o

[yvr girl]

11. It would make one helluva subject line

(while it lasted)

I'm not even sure how to break a penis...someone else will have to do it.

[xmas74]

12. Send him to a Chicago DU MeetUp.

[blue neen]

19. OMG, I thought you were replying to post #11.

I was thinking, "Hmm, they break penises at Chicago DU MeetUps? Wow, they ARE pretty crazy out there!"

I need my contact lenses changed. :)

[yvr girl]

20. I'm officially afraid of Chicago

yikes

[blue neen]

21. Yeah, and it was the top vote-getter in the poll for the national meet-up

in 2006...The city of penis breakers. Wow! This could get a little crazy!

[yvr girl]

22. I should be ok

I don't have a penis. Although, I've often thought it would be good to get one during salary negotiation. Just put it on the desk and say - I have one of these - let's talk.

[blue neen]

23. Yes, and your salary would suddenly and miraculously go

up by thousands!

[yvr girl]

24. That's what I figure

But where does one get a penis? :shrug:

[blue neen]

25. Maybe you could go to one of those lingerie parties where they

have the "toys." I went to one of those and saw stuff I never knew existed, but then I live a sheltered life.

Just go get what you need and sit it right there on the table. Let the salary negotiations begin!

[yvr girl]

26. aren't the toys usually bright colours

it might lessen the impact.

[blue neen]

27. Some were kind of bizarre, but some were very realistic looking.

You know, like the real thing!

I think we don't know what we're missing, but maybe that's a good thing! Life is complicated enough without being confused by something called "The Dolphin". (You ought to see THAT contraption)!
Fear of a lock here keeps me from describing it!

Maybe in Chicago next year!

[yvr girl]

28. Chicago is really scaring me now

[xmas74]

30. You make it to Chi-town

and I will make sure nothing happens to you!

[yvr girl]

35. I've been to the airport several times

On my way to Boston I was there for 4 hours

[xmas74]

36. Sorry about being stuck in O'Hare

Don't let that be your only opinion of Chicago. I hate O'Hare.

[yvr girl]

37. I made it to an airport hotel when I missed my flight once

After being delayed in Savannah for 6 hours. O'Hare is so much better than Savannah's airport, trust me.

[xmas74]

38. Or Atlanta's.

That was a nightmare. Of course, last time I was there was when my brother graduated from Basic Training-and that was in the middle of the Olympics.

[yvr girl]

39. Atlanta is like the Bermuda triangle for me

My luggage usually goes missing and my flights get cancelled.

[xmas74]

29. Hey now

I am from outside of Chicago (right on the WI/IL border) and I have only broken one penis-and it wasn't in Chicago.
Just send him to Chicago as a way to wound his pride.

[yvr girl]

31. If you insist

Will go to Chicago now!

[xmas74]

33. And make Will Pitt wear a Cubs hat

and make him kiss Hedges feet while saying that Chicago is the best city in the world!

[yvr girl]

40. That might work but I think he hates the Yankees more

[xmas74]

42. He hates the Yankees

but he hates everything about Chicago in general.

[hippiechick]

13. Ignore him if he ever shows back up ...

... that's certainly the most devastating thing his gargantuan ego could ever encounter.

[Steven_S]

14. Make him clean the floor in the Yankee dugout......

with one square of toilet paper.

During a game.

On TV.

With a Yankee hat on.

:evilgrin:

[ScreamingMeemie]

17. Hey, more cheeto's and couch room for the rest of us...

:shrug:

[Redstone]

32. That's easy. Descend upon his apartment and

get drunk and loud, and not leave until after 4 in the morning...

Oh, wait a minute, we already did that, and it didn't bother him.

Never mind.

Redstone

[yvr girl]

34. I wasn't the least bit obnoxious at his apartment

Wasn't it closer to 5?

[yvr girl]

41. I'm hoping the morning crew can come up with more ideas

You are the most evil of all DU groups.

[kodi]

44. set him up on a blind date with anne coulter.

that'll fix his wagon.

[flvegan]

45. Considering how he pushed for Andy, I say he gets a pass on this.

However, were he simply guilty of such a crime, I'd punish him to 2 weeks hard reading and posting at Free Republic. The spelling and ignorance alone would have him begging for mercy.

[yvr girl]

46. This is all in good fun

Most likely, none of the punishments will occur, unless one is just too good to resist.

[flvegan]

48. Oh, I know, and I think he might LIKE some of these.

I just wanted to give Will blatant props. Not that he's the only one that deserves such accolades, but others didn't make a promise to The Lounge.

[VelmaD]

47. Let me find my stiletto heeled black vinyl boots...

and the cat-o-nine tails and it'll be dealt with. *disappears into back of closet muttering about how no one ever cleans around here* :evilgrin:

[uppityperson]

49. Make him post in every Runawaybride topic, or whatever next is

whatever the next round of annoying non-news is, he must post in every topic. That'd teach him.

[yvr girl]

50. I like that one

I love it when he counts annoying threads too

[VelmaD]

51. Yeah, but it was more fun...

when he would go into ATA and tell the admins how many there were. I miss ATA. :cry:

[yvr girl]

53. I miss ATA too

It was worse than losing my dog. :cry:

[blue neen]

52. Let's get him an autographed poster of George Steinbrenner.

He is required to put it in his apartment.