I'm being especially unhelpful today, ask me anything

[DS1]

[havocmom]

1. Will ya help me open this jar?

huh, will ya?

[DS1]

2. Ask the faucet

[havocmom]

21. Faucet? Hell, I tried the channel locks on it. Hammer is next.

faucet, patoohie! This jar is trouble, trouble I tell you!

[DS1]

24. Have you tried verbal abuse?

[havocmom]

31. In several languages!

including some sign language

[Droopy]

3. On purpose?

Or are you like me and just naturally useless?

[DS1]

4. A combination of both

It's on purpose, and I'm naturally useless for you

[sundog]

5. What: kind, of question do, you want?

:P

[DS1]

6. If grammar was a person, I want you to be BTK

;-)

[sundog]

10. I am: taking, lessons, from: you.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3211881&mesg_id=3211924

:7

[DS1]

12. So I noticed, the OP on that thread is the true master

I am but a sarcastic rabblerouser

[sundog]

18. It is: kind of, you, to point: that out clearly.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. Why?

(feel free to answer anyway you see fit. :silly:)

[DS1]

8. Because

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. Nice.

Are you having some male PMS or something? :P

[DS1]

11. No, or something

:beer:

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. Damn it, are you drunk again?

Wait, are you never not drunk? :shrug:

:evilgrin:

[DS1]

14. No, and yes

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. Am I bother you yet?

:P

[DS1]

16. You're lack of 'ing' does

Regardless, this reply ceases my conversation with you in this thread

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. Damn it, why do I always mistype when I reply to you?

x(


*sniff* Slice isn't going to talk to me anymore. :cry:

[yvr girl]

19. Have you seen my groove

it's still missing.

[DS1]

22. Maybe

I can't be sure if it's yours

[yvr girl]

26. Was she a bit tipsy?

Or flirty?

[DS1]

28. She was locked up in SOteric's basement

next to me in the trunk of a car

[DrDebug]

20. Sorry I forgot your name when I hit reply

I could only remember that kid with the pointy finger LMAO

[DS1]

23. That's Stewie

:-)

Oh shit, I was helpful

[DrDebug]

25. Well you were helpful in that story as well

So I guess you're not totally useless today ;) j/k

[DS1]

27. I'm coming back stronger tomorrow

:D

[SOteric]

29. Charm and good looks are never unhelpful.

When are you going to leave that tart, matcom, and come snuggle up with me?

[DS1]

30. That tart who?

:hug:

[jonnyblitz]

32. the noisy neighborhood is getting to ya...

:P

[Maddy McCall]

33. I've got this huge sectional couch. I'm lying on the right side....

you can have the left side. Do you want to come over and watch some old movies with me? :D

No guilt feelings to be pressed on you here. I'm being a total slob today. :D

[DS1]

34. I'll be right over

I'll bring the alcohol, you pick the flicks

You ~speak~ to me somehow :crazy: