Headlines We'd Like to Read, 9 May 2005

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Bush at Memorial: "Happy Birthday Holocaust!"



others?????

[MrModerate]

1. Son of Former President Found Dead of Alcohol Poisoning

" . . . friends said the failed oilman always resented the success of his father and the bullying of his mother, and that he had had a very difficult childhood. His embarassing National Guard career was followed by equal embarassment in the political and private sectors where -- despite his father's influence -- he went from failure to failure, including an abortive congressional bid and successive business collapses that left him unable to find work. He was dogged by rumors of heavy drinking and drug abuse throughout his life. In recent years, his whereabouts were generally unknown to his family, reported his estranged wife, now a school librarian. "Me and the girls never knew when or where he would turn up, or whether he'd be sober or not. It was a great strain on us all."

Said the obviously shaken former President, "at least he's found some peace now."

The family has asked, in lieu of flowers, that donations be made to a local chapter of Alcoholics Anonymous."

[skip fox]

2. Wow. We should put out an entire edition:

Special Issues We'd LIke to Read


or something

:toast:

[skip fox]

3. DeLay: Bill To Santify Schaivo Not "Politics of Distraction"

:toast:

[skip fox]

4. Frist Demands All Senators Wear Flag Armpatch

"We're not saying they HAVE to wear it, but if they want their vote to count . . ." the senator said, his voice trailing off before he returned to hysterical laughter.

[AndyTiedye]

5. BUSH IMPEACHED! Will Be Turned Over to ICC For War Crimes

BUSH, CHENEY IMPEACHED!!
Senate Vote is Unanimous for Removal
Will Be Turned Over to ICC For War Crimes



When incontrovertable evidence of Bush complicity in the 9/11 attacks
became public knowledge, even his own party had to repudiate him,
"Such a deep betrayal of the public trust transcends party politics,
and must be addressed for the survival of the nation", said Senator
Chafee as he cast the 67th vote for removal....

[Hosnon]

7. Is that the ICC building? Cool building whatever it is...eom

[DrDebug]

8. It's the jail of the ICC

The building is even prettier:

[Hosnon]

9. Wow nice...why don't we have any cool architecture? eom

[AndyTiedye]

10. That Is **'s New Home!

That is the prison where they put convicted war criminals.
They can have cells once occupied by Grandpoppy Prescott's Nazi friends.

Yes, the main part of the Palace of Peace is much more attractive.

[DrDebug]

11. And he'll be put next to Milosevic to keep him company n/t

[Hosnon]

6. Republicans Admit Stupidity - Country Rejoices

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12. Rice: Democracy Important in Arabic Lands, Not USA

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[DrDebug]

14. LMFAO

That's brilliant!

[DrDebug]

15. Is that your site?

It's fucking magnificant.

[dxstone]

16. Why, THANK YOU...

Thank you VERY much...
Yep, that's all me... I obviously have much too much time on my hands, no?

[DrDebug]

17. It's totally vile

So I love it. It cracks me up :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: