If you were Emperor of the World what would you do?

[valis]

[Liberal Veteran]

1. Build a city where republicans and Christo-Fascists...

...are REALLY exposed to REAL social persecution so they will know how good they really have it in the real world and stop it with their persecution-envy over petty shit like school prayer and being exposed to diversity.

[Quagmire05]

2. muhahahahahaha

muhahahahahah <pause>.... (More manic laughter) Muhahahahahaha

[Emops]

Build a really bitchin' castle and send Bush to The Hague

[swag]

3. If I were the President

of these United States,
I'd live on molasses and candy
and swing on all the gates.

[leftofthedial]

4. give myself a job with healthcare benefits

[valis]

5. OK, I'm scared at the thought of what I might do.

I think I may have a purge... Sad to admit...

[Swede]

6. I don't know.

Where would I start to change this mess first?

[Southsideirish]

7. Eliminate the suffering of all sentient beings ASAP.

[many a good man]

8. I would bring joy to the world

If I were the king of the world
Tell you what I'd do
I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the war
Make sweet love to you
Sing it now...

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

[Crazy Guggenheim]

9. One word ..............

CALIGULA!

:party:

And health insurance for all!

[TexasLady]

10. make it mandatory to buy grouch marx glasses

and wear them on every occasion, as it is sure to evoke a universal giggle at the least.

ive tried it in texas, and it even works here. really.

[GreenPartyVoter]

11. Fire myself. NO one deserves that! *l*

[Strawman]

12. the Empress

[Crazy Guggenheim]

13. HAHAHAHA! Caligula. Oh wait, then you'd have to kill her. Then

have sex with your horse. Then have sex with the Pretorian Guard(s).

[Floogeldy]

14. I would totally revamp drug possession laws, and free a lot of prisoners

[Jack Rabbit]

15. Put Bush and the neocons on trial for war crimes

When they are convicted, they will serve their sentences in Guantanamo.

However, they shouldn't worry. Being the guy I am, it will be a proper prison, not a torture chamber.

[Joey Liberal]

16. I'd get stoned

And have sex with the most beautiful women in the world. Then, I'd work to help the poor, save the environment, and I'd move to Bora Bora.