Alright I need some help from the supernatural, X-tian, Deist

[Crazy Guggenheim]

people out there. I bought a California Lottery ticket and I need some spiritual help.

Anyone?

[havocmom]

1. OK, I'll bite. What has a lottery ticket to do with anything spiritual?

What you need is ju-ju

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. I need help in wiining the lottery. Is there anyone/any group who

can help me? Can they pray or do a ritual to their God so I can win?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

3. I think God prefers to stay out of stuff like that...

If you need money, I suggest praying for a way to pay the bills or if you need a transplant or something. :shrug: Sorry I can't be more help.
Duckie

[Crazy Guggenheim]

5. I'll donate a 100K to DU if I win the big one!

:woohoo: :party:

[havocmom]

4. It helps if you are over 83 and live in Scottsdale

My daughter hates it when those rich ol bags with one foot in the grave win big.

We couldn't even buy a ticket. Only place within 90 miles selling them decided not to open today. Their machine did not work yesterday nor the day before.

Since I have no vested interested, I shall light a candle, kill a centipede and offer incense on your behalf.

Actually, I think to make buck$ in America anymore, you have to sell your soul and slap a bush bumper sticker on your car. You don't want to be rich THAT badly do you?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

6. What's a ju-ju?

[amazona]

8. seriously you don't know what a ju-ju is?

A magic spell, witchcraft, hoodoo, whatever.

Trust me. It doesn't work to win at lottery. I have a huge group of test subjects from my dabblings in the New Age, none of whom have ever won anything of significance.

If you want to win money, learn to count cards at blackjack and just follow the gods of mathematics. Unfortunately, they don't give you anything. You have to work for the money. Everybody I know who has done this seriously has won money including myself. But most people just won't do it because of the hassle factor. You have to look in your heart and ask yourself if you really want to win money badly enough to work for it. Most people...the answer is heck no.

The conservation movement is a breeding ground of communists
and other subversives. We intend to clean them out,
even if it means rounding up every birdwatcher in the country.
--John Mitchell, US Attorney General 1969-72

[Crazy Guggenheim]

9. I knew how to count cards and was pretty good at it.

Yes it does take work!

[amazona]

7. good luck

I am not aware of any invisible being that gives a fig about the lottery. They do not understand our need for money. I hate to say it, but Spirit is just plain freakin' ignorant when it comes to financial matters. They don't need cash, and they don't understand why we do. Jesus is famous for his criticism of our worship of Mammon, but I get the idea from my experiments that ALL invisibles feel that money is a competing god and they're not about to help you get any.

Sorry. If I knew a better answer, I'd share it.

The conservation movement is a breeding ground of communists
and other subversives. We intend to clean them out,
even if it means rounding up every birdwatcher in the country.
--John Mitchell, US Attorney General 1969-72

[Crazy Guggenheim]

10. I'm an agnostic. I know about the flim-flammery that goes on.

And I've seen magicians do the exact tricks the "psychics" do.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

11. Just asking for some "help" that's all. It's just some humor.

BTW, I'm an IT Consultant and am doing ok.