I inserted my foot into my mouth today!

[Mrs_Beastman]

Went shopping...there was this petite girl working there. I liked her yellow maternity top and I told her so. She told me she wasn't pregnant. She looked about 7 months to me. I'm going to stay home the rest of the day:blush: :hide: :blush:

[MrScorpio]

1. Unless you SEE the baby crowning and the woman screaming

her head off... Never assume a woman is pregnant.

I feel ya, baby!

[truthbetold]

2. Haha, there's a commercial where that happened.

A woman pats this other girl's stomach and asks her if it's a boy or a girl. The woman gets very indignant and says, "I'm not pregnant!" The other woman looks mortified then says, "Thank you?" and the "pregnant" woman gets all happy and hugs her.
I know it doesn't sound like it makes sense, but it was for some credit card company or something.

[bigwillq]

6. That commerical makes me

:rofl:

[Longgrain]

3. It's happened to me before where I've seen a woman who looked

Pregnant, but on closer inspection probably wasn't.

I've never said anything to them tho, saving me a moment of embarrassment.

[uppityperson]

4. Once while giving chair massages at a business

I had a person pat my tummy and ask "is there anything you want to tell us?" to which I replied "yes, I'm getting fat". Rule #2-never ever ever ever ever touch a woman's abdomen without her permission, whether she is pregnant or not.

No, you don't massage the chair.

[nuxvomica]

7. That is sooo funny

I'm sorry, but it just is. :rofl:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

5. I keep mine there... And I have had the same thing happen.

15 years ago and my face is still red.

[jonnyblitz]

8. that's funny!!

i wouldnt think so if it happened to me , though! :hi:

[amandae]

9. I've been tempted to say something to a mom I often see

She looks like she's going to have a baby any day now. I just can't be sure though so I've avoided saying anything to her.

Sorry about your fumble ... could have happened to anyone though :) (and you're not the first or last person it will happen to).