What dogs ask God....

[whistle]

O8) Enjoy!

Dog Letters To God

Dear God,
How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom smell one
another? Where are their priorities?

Dear God,
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the
same old story?

Dear God,
Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the
cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but
not one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding
around? We dogs love a nice ride! I know every breed cannot have
its own model, but it would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle
the Chrysler Beagle!

Dear God,
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him,
is he still a bad dog?

Dear God,
Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have onramps?

Dear God,
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God,
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get
in?

Dear God,
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals,
whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic
energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans
understand?

Dear God,
Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been
howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever
hear back is the beagle across the street!

Dear God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to
apologize?

Dear God,
Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because we
can't make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it the carpets
thing, again?

Dear God,
May I have my testicles back?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

1. They also ask for Snausages. Lots, and lots, and lots of Snausages.

[Maestro]

2. Dear God

Why did he do what he did? :shrug:

[redsoxliberal]

9. ewwwwww

[silverweb]

3. Awww... someone edited too much.

The ending of this, as I first received it some time ago, and which really made it was:

Cat Letters to God

Dear God,
Do you exist? Not that I really care. Just curious.

:rofl:


On edit: I am still definitely a cat person!

[whistle]

5. Hey, start your own cat thread.....hehehe

:hug: P.S. don't tell my dog Sir, but I like cats also.

[silverweb]

6. I won't tell Sir...

... if you don't tell Mischief (my cat) that I like dogs, too. And hamsters, and parakeets, and gerbils, and rabbits, and cockatiels, and iguanas, and ... but you get the idea.

:D :hug:

[whistle]

7. Yep, you Jane, me Tarzan

[silverweb]

8. Huh?

I don't get the connection.

:shrug:

[whistle]

10. both of us seem to like animals...

...lame joke:banghead:

[silverweb]

11. LOL

Oh, I get it. Sorry, I'm a little slow sometimes.

:D

[MuseRider]

4. I had not seen that one.

Thanks, it is very cute.