Bob Boudelang Stands Up For Traditional Values

[MrBenchley]

"So Our Great President plays with the penis of a horse, so what?

Plenty of respected and important Americans have played with animal genitals over the years. Look at a great Republican like Congressional Tough Guy Tom Delay (who is not a sleazy crooked loony, so stop saying that) or Secretary of Defensive Donald Rumsfilled (who has not gotten fired yet). You cannot convince me that they have not played with animal genitals!

Why, Senator Doctor Bill Frisp not only used to play with cat parts but used to cut the cats up when he was done! That is the sort of person leading the Republican party, all right.

Meanwhile, if you look at a DemocRAT like John Kerry, you can just tell he never played with a horse penis. He was too busy hiding in Viet Nam during the war and getting medals in his cowardly fashion."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/bob/05/129.html

A shameless vanity plug...so stop saying that!

[ET Awful]

1. It occurs to me that Bob could have mentioned something about

Kerry locking lips with a hamster named Licorice and how at least our mighty president went for a more noble animal :)

[MrBenchley]

5. I forgot about that....

Wonder if George used his lips to milk the stallion....

[Maestro]

2. Very funny

Bob seems to be getting more and more apologetic and defensive. And a bit short on his diatribes. Is he feeling the pressure of having to support a complete loon? :)

[MrBenchley]

6. He's always been apologetic and defensive....

Part of the fun of Bob has always been defending the indefensible...who in their right mind thinks pesticide tests on children is a good idea? But Chimpy's proposed EPA director was pimping for that very thing.

[Wickerman]

3. very nice

:kick:

Bob speaks the truth.

[MrBenchley]

7. Who would have guessed that religious reich loonies

would put out a press release proclaiming horse cock jokes were not offensive?

I knew I couldn't top that joke in a billion years of trying.

[Bozita]

4. "the fuehrer that is being made over Laura Bush"

lmao ... thanks, MrBenchley.

[MrBenchley]

8. Glad you liked it....

[bagimin]

10. I'm posting this one at work

monday morning. Hysterical as always.

[MrBenchley]

11. Thanks...

[ElsewheresDaughter]

9. posted it on the counter in my son-inlaws repuke redneck business

[MrBenchley]

12. Thanks!

Hope they get good and angry about it....

[MrBenchley]

13. Gratuitous vanity bump

"bear in mind the Bush Administrations mantra, as we've discussed before.

1. Something Happens.
2. Spin immediately and hard that it is the greatest thing EVER!
3. Say it is because of Dear Leader.
4. Move on to next over-the-top declaration of Dear Leader's greatness before anyone notices what happened is not the greatest thing ever, but actually made things worse.
5. Blather, Rinse, Repeat!"

http://rising-hegemon.blogspot.com/2005/05/how-many-no-3s-are-there.html

[MrBenchley]

15. And another...

"After spending more than $4.5 billion on screening devices to monitor the nation's ports, borders, airports, mail and air, the federal government is moving to replace or alter much of the antiterrorism equipment, concluding that it is ineffective, unreliable or too expensive to operate."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/08/national/08screen.html

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

14. Hahaha..just read it...

you funny :D