Why don't you lay down that cowbell right now. With us. Together.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/99/99pcowbell.phtml

Gene Frenkle: Can I just say one thing?

Bruce Dickinson: Say it, baby. Say it.

Gene Frenkle: I'm standing here, staring at Bruce Dickinson!

Bruce Dickinson: The cock of the walk, baby!

Gene Frenkle: And if Bruce Dickinson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell!

Bruce Dickinson: Say it, baby!

Gene Frenkle: And, Bobby, you are right - I am being selfish. But the last time I checked, we don't have a whole lot of songs that feature the cowbell.

Bruce Dickinson: I gotta have more cowbell, baby!

Gene Frenkle: ..and I'll be doing myself a disservice -- (begins to slightly laugh. Jimmy Fallon turns away and bites down on his drumstick to keep from laughing) -- and every member in this band, if I don't perform the hell out of this.

Bruce Dickinson: Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell!

Gene Frenkle: Thanks, Bruce. But I think, maybe if I just leave.. and, maybe I'll come back later, and we can lay down the cowbell. (starts to leave the studio)

Bruce Dickinson: Aw, baby..

Eric: Gene, wait! Why don't you lay down that cowbell right now. With us. Together.

(everyone agrees)

Gene Frenkle: Do you mean that, Eric?

Buck Dharma: He speaks for all of us.

Gene Frenkle: Thank you.

Bruce Dickinson: Babies.. before we're done here.. y'all be wearing gold-plated diapers.

Alan: (confused) What does that mean?

Bruce Dickinson: Never question Bruce Dickinson! Roll it! (exits back to booth)

[flamingyouth]

1. "Y'all be wearing gold-plated diapers"

My favorite line. :D

[kanrok]

2. Why look at the lyrics when you can see the skit?

Here's the site: http://mknx.com/v/cowbell.wmv

More Cowbell!