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[JohnKleeb]

:D

[Sannum]

1. Kleeb broke the password to NetNanny!!

Bad Kleeb!:spank:

[JohnKleeb]

4. What password?

[RandomKoolzip]

2. Kleeb...you either suck or rock.

I can't tell right now...you rock because this photo is so hot, but you suck because I know it'll disappear in a few minutes.

[JohnKleeb]

9. Oh hush

:)

[The Traveler]

10. He rocks

Good work, Kleeb. All I can say is ... yowzuh!

:woohoo:

[neuvocat]

3. I am in love.

I truly am. Well, I am if that is Salma Hayak anyway.

[Jara sang]

5. Ohh... my... gawd!

:wow:She has this whole 1000 and one Arabian Nights thing going on... which I love.:loveya:

[JohnKleeb]

7. You see Salma and think of Arabia?

I say
Me gusta bonita senoritas.

[CubsFan1982]

13. Dude.

It's "me gusta las señoritas bonitas". Sheesh! Salma won't be impressed if you say it the other way :P

[JohnKleeb]

15. Hey! I failed Spanish II for a reason

and shes half lebense I think and I know how to talk dirty in Arabic.

[CubsFan1982]

18. An interesting skill.

You do well, young grasshopper. :D

[JohnKleeb]

23. What can I say

Hanging in the book store with a fellow dirty minded person learns ya well.

[neuvocat]

19. I don't care if she's lebense or not.

I still admire her even if she likes women only.

[JohnKleeb]

21. What? I dont think shes a lesbian

I never heard that.

[neuvocat]

24. Oh. You said "lebense". I thought you said "lesbian".

Sorry.

[JohnKleeb]

25. hahaha its ok

[Jara sang]

17. dude, you need to read that.

What she is wearing or not wearing.

[Maestro]

6. Oh I love Latinas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hubba, hubba!

[Huckebein the Raven]

8. Selma is.......interesting

:D

[JohnKleeb]

11. interestante, si

Salma es muy bonita.

[elshiva]

12. Beautiful. But you are two-timing on Natalie

What no, topless Portman

[JohnKleeb]

14. I googled topless

[elshiva]

16. You googled topless, but no topless Natalie Portman?

:(

[JohnKleeb]

22. I actually did that too but I couldnt enlarge the image

and to be fair to Natalie, I like her pictures of her that dont show her breasts.

[elshiva]

26. That is fine. Natalie Portman is more of a full body beauty.

Selma does have a lovely bosom...:evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

27. They're both gorgeous

Natalie from what I know about her is the all around beauty, all around beauty to me is more than just looks.

[elshiva]

31. Right on! Plus Natalie is super intelligent Harvard grad.

[JohnKleeb]

32. I thought she went to Yale

Whatever the case, they're both beautiful and I dont have a chance in hell with them, which is cool.

[elshiva]

34. I don't think almost anyone has a chance with the likes of them!

But still :loveya:

[Huckebein the Raven]

29. Here John:

[JohnKleeb]

30. Wow shes like an angel

*collapses*

[Gold Metal Flake]

20. Poor girl. She has a toothache.

And, judging by her clothes, she is too poor for a dentist. We should take up a collection and have her teeth fixed so that she can put her arms down.

[neuvocat]

28. Tequila can do wonders in the short term.

Let's start a collection of bottles of tequila.

[Gold Metal Flake]

33. Small, airline bottles. Easy to lose count!

...or so I am told...