Star Trek: Dude, Where's my Starship?

[coloradodem2005]

Paramount have announced that the title of the eleventh Star Trek feature film is to be 'Star Trek: Dude, Where's My Starship?'

The news comes after it was revealed that Johnathan Frakes and Patrick Stewart would be reprising their roles as Commander Riker and Captain Picard despite the fact that Nemesis, the tenth installment in the long-running saga, was tipped to be their last Star Trek feature.

Preliminary reports suggest that the storyline will centre around the disappearance of the Enterprise-E after the two men share a night on the Romulan Ale. Sources at Paramount have suggested that the two men will embark on a hilarious set of misadventures as they attempt to find the ship and piece together the events of the previous night.

In a recent interview, Branon Braga was quoted as saying,
"This will be the best Star Trek Movie to date, better even than Nemesis. After the great work Rick and I did on Enterprise, it really shouldn't come as a suprise to anyone that we are once again raising the bar."

Outspoken Star Trek critic and actress Jolene Blalock disagreed however, saying,
"Before I left the Enterprise set, I was able to get a look at the draft script for the new movie and I have to say that it is one of the worst things I have ever seen. Braga and Berman really are the scum of the earth and the sooner Paramount get's shot of them, the better!"

In response, Braga was quoted as saying,
"Jolene is a silly cow. She wouldn't know great Sci-Fi if it sucked the collagen out of her lips. Just this morning we finished shooting a scene where Riker and Picard discover tatoos on their backs. I wont tell you what happens next, but I will say it is incredibly high-concept."

'Star Trek: Dude, Where's My Starship?' is due to hit cinemas in late November 2015

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[indy_azcat]

1. Frakes was Bosshogg's Cousin

My wee bit o' Dukes trivia for the night.