A thread in GD is reporting that Rush Limbaugh just got married

[CatWoman]

:puke:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3610138

[Arugula Latte]

1. The case of the "Flattened Bride"

I'm imagining ol' Daryn left flat as a pancake once Pigboy lands the dismount.

[frylock]

8. you are assuming either one is interested in consummating the marriage..

:puke:

[Bunny]

2. Oh dear.

I guess I waited too long to make my move.

Well, in a year or two he'll be free again. I can try then!

[enigmatic]

3. Another beard for Rush, I see...

Wonder how long this contract is for..

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. again? What about the sanctity of marriage?

[hickman1937]

5. Some women will marry anything bipedal with money.

Bet she doesn't have to get up for work any more.

[frylock]

6. oops..

disregard. Replyed to the wrong post.

[TheDebbieDee]

7. I saw stupid Daryn Kagan anchoring on CNN earlier today!

[bridgit]

9. sure, he's got'a start looking like a regular guy...

and not a drug addict = quick! it's a republican penchant for image over substance playing out imo

[zbdent]

10. Well, that's one way to keep her from testifying

on his drug abuse . . . or has that been eliminated?

[DrZeeLit]

11. Another blow for Family Values... oh that's right... Rush is anti-blowjobs

Soooo, is that another nail in the coffin of Family Values?
Third time's the charm, eh, Rush?
Gotta love it.
But... heaven forbid, don't let gays marry, Rush, right?
DUH.
He's not just a human fiasco... he's entire food chain unto himself.

[MissB]

12. .

The images that come to mind are horrendous.

[KamaAina]

13. Conjugal visits

she doesn't qualify for those unless they're all legally sanctified and married and whatnot. Hence, the 'Rush" to tie the knot?

She may be needing them soon... why, is another question...