"If I had ............ , I sure as hell wouldn't ............... "

[kmla]

Fill in the blanks.

Then let's discuss.

[stopbush]

1. If I had a shitload of money, I sure as hell wouldn't

live in the USA. I'd be cavorting on the French Riviera with my residence in Monaco and my money in Euros.

[yorgatron]

2. if i had a president who wasn't a complete fucking idiot,

i sure as hell wouldn't be worried about all the evil motherfuckers who are pulling his strings.

[Maddy McCall]

3. potato salad; give any to you.

I'd eat it all. :D I love that stuff. :)

[kmla]

5. Mustard, or American?

Both are yummy.

But watch, out, everyone. Maddy's Bogartin' the potato salad...

[Maddy McCall]

8. Either.

I love German potato salad, so that's what I'm bogartin'. :D

[finecraft]

4. 99 bottles of beer on the wall......99 bottles of beer

take one down, pass it around, and have 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

[El Fuego]

6. won the lottery yesterday

Be here at the office today!

[eyesroll]

7. Gotten out of the house on time

Still be at work right now. :grr:

[TheProphetess]

9. A million dollars....have to eat Kraft dinner

Sing it with me now.
"If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner - but we would - of course we would, we'd eat more" "And buy those fancy, dijon ketchups. Mmmmmm!"

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