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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 01:40 PM
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All this talk about Virgin Mary stains...
Makes me want to drink.




What would you like?
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 01:42 PM
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1. Bombay and cranberry
thanks!
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 01:56 PM
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13. how's this?
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Kingshakabobo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 01:43 PM
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2. Margarita. WITH SALT. n/t
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 01:56 PM
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14. here you go!
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Kingshakabobo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 02:08 PM
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23. Mmmmmmmm underpass salt argggghhhhh. thanks n/t
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SouthoftheBorderPaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 01:43 PM
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3. Oh, I won't drink a VIRGIN Mary.
I gotta stick to the real thing:

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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 01:46 PM
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4. Heck, all I have been thinking about all day is cheap beer, ice cold
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 01:59 PM
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15. here 'tis
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 02:09 PM
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24. I love you, Progmom
I'll just have to hide it in my pocket until I get out of work.
:loveya:
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 01:46 PM
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5. oh, i dunno.....
aLL this taLk of stains makes me think she may have a yeast infection.

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curse10 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 01:47 PM
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7. Oh man
that is so over the line.... :evilgrin: I love it
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 02:00 PM
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16. .
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curse10 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 01:47 PM
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6. tanqeray and tonic, sil vous plait
merci!
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 02:02 PM
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17. here you go, chickadee
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 01:48 PM
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8. Specher's Ginger Ale or Phil Lesh's plasma.
I'm sure there's still some GREAT drugs still floating around in there.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 02:05 PM
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18. hey RKZ...lesh wouldn't budge on the DNA, so you get this
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 01:49 PM
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9. Don't even get me started about my dog, Stains
you know, we don't like talkin' about it much
but it was that following winter
that little Bobby took ill.
and they don't allow dogs at the hospital
so back home you'd find Stains on Bobby's bed.
I'll never forget the day Doc called
and gave us the bad news about Bobby
out of the corner of my eye
I saw Stains lift his sad little dogface from Bobby's pillow.
Somehow he knew that Bobby was gone
and I swear to the good lord
that Stains was hearing Bobby calling out to him one more time from heaven
he just sorta smiled, crossed his paws like he was prayin'
put his head on the pillow..........and passed away.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 02:05 PM
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19. .
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 02:06 PM
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20. Come stains, come!
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 02:13 PM
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26. *giggle*
:rofl:
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Abelman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 01:52 PM
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10. Bloody Mary
say her name three times into the mirror...
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TheProphetess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 01:55 PM
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12. LOL!
:rofl:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 01:54 PM
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11. I'll be as predictable as ever
Gin & Tonic.

The perfect one made with gin kept in the freezer, tonic and glasses kept in the fridge - and therefore no need for ice to water it down.

Tanquary, Bombay Saphire of Plymouth Gin only.

No fruit is needed, but a slice of lime or of quince is fine.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 02:08 PM
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22. my best shot...
Edited on Fri May-06-05 02:10 PM by progmom
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giant_robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 02:07 PM
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21. I never got my cinco de mayo margarita
salt and lime on the rocks, please.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 02:11 PM
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25. just for you...
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giant_robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 02:29 PM
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29. Thanks, it's just how I like it!
*slurp* mmmmm....salty..*drool*

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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 02:22 PM
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27. Is that drink a virgin?
:bounce:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 02:23 PM
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28. *Insert delete-worthy snappy comeback here*
;)
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