I'm going to mow my lawn with my shirt off and a beer in one hand. That ought to be pretty because I'm 260 pounds and I fill out XXL t-shirts quite nicely. Then I'm going to take the exhaust system off my truck and gun the engine for about an hour for no good reason. Then I'm going to break out a chainsaw and do some home improvement. After that I'm going to crank up some death metal as loud as my stereo will go and make grunting and roaring noises. Then I'm going to invite some friends over and have a couple of them park on the front lawn. We'll go out back, listen to acid jazz, smoke reefer and drink expensive wine.
I'm kind of new to the area and I'm trying to make a good impression on my neighbors.
That truck of your's will look damn good on my front lawn. Don't forget to bring the Prophetess. We'll have ourselves a damned good time or go to jail trying.
Do you think mowing the lawn shirtless is a little much? I bet that couple of 70 year olds across the street really dig death metal, but that shirtless thing might be a little too risque for their sensibilities.
You might want to *um* rethink this. I mean, it sounds like a blast and all that, but I doubt that it will make a GOOD impression on your neighbors, lololol! :sarcasm:
12. I am going to see Slaid Cleaves tonight (Folk singer)
Tomorrow I have a first communion to attend, and Sunday I am either working in the studio or going to get free eats at mom's. But I am rethinking it all and might head out to Dayton. Your place sounds a little more like the place I should be..lol. :thumbsup:
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