Post here a condiment meat

[short bus president]

Bacon bits is the only one I can think of off hand. :shrug:

[babylonsister]

1. Pepperoni?

:shrug:

[seemunkee]

2. pepperoni on a pizza?

[short bus president]

4. that's two mentions for pepperoni, but

I don't recall having ever seen it provided as a condiment. I'll need some photographic evidence of pepperoni as a condiment...

;-)

[seemunkee]

8. Define condiment

[short bus president]

19. Hm. I was gonna say

"anything you usually get sealed in an individual serving sized container," but that would eliminate both lox and pickled herring, both of which I've seen served as condiments.

Let's say condiments are anything served in a separate dish, and intended to be distributed on top of a dish as an addition to it's prepared state.

And come to think of it, I've heard of shredded coconut refered to as "coconut meat," so there's another meat condiment, loosely defined.

:D

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

3. Veal flakes?

[short bus president]

5. I said CONDIMENT

Not "breffus cereal!"

:P

[SmileyBoy]

6. Sausage paste???

MmmmmmmmmmmmmEEEEEEAAAAATTTTT!!!!!

[short bus president]

7. never heard of it.

either yer making it up, or it's a dirty word from the pornography industry. :P

[SmileyBoy]

9. You got me, it's a porn term.

:D

[Duncan Grant]

10. LMAO!

It's been months since a copycat got me but this was truly inspired. short bus, you're a madman. :thumbsup: :rofl:

[short bus president]

22. Am not!

Or at least not an imminent threat, if I am...

;-)

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

11. Potted meat

Pretty smooth spread except for the occasional pecker.

[short bus president]

24. Mmmmmmmmm... potted pecker...

spread on a ritz cracker with some cheez whiz...

[SOteric]

12. Pancetta.

[SOteric]

13. Prosciutto.

[short bus president]

15. Speak ENGLISH, woman!

Dammit, you KNOW that Italian stuff melts my heart, and hardens my... arteries. ;-)

:toast: and happy birfday, Esso! :party:

[SOteric]

17. Aw, thanks Whatta.

:hug:

[short bus president]

20. Esso... goin' Old School...

;-)

[SOteric]

14. Bressaola.

[SmileyBoy]

16. I can take a cheese grater to my ass and put it on a salad...

Does that count??:D

[SOteric]

18. Only if you actually eat it.

:P

[SmileyBoy]

23. No prob. It's all dead skin anyhow.

:D

[Abelman]

21. I've seen pepperoni on a salad bar.

I think it counts.

[short bus president]

25. OK, then - pepperoni's in.

but I draw the line at sweetbreads...

[Thor_MN]

26. If we are to include salad bar items,

Then fake crab meat, real crab meat, chicken, turkey, ham, tuna, taco meat and shrimp would all be in play.

[Thor_MN]

27. And Hard boiled eggs would be a pre-emptive meat condiment

by anti-choice standards...

[short bus president]

28. I guess, since a salad IS a course in itself, and

there ARE a variety of things served to be applied to the salad, then these things are condiments. Yup - lots more than bacon bits.

[BiggJawn]

29. Nobody's mentioned CHILI yet?

Gah! what d'y'all put on your hot dawgs, anyway?

[short bus president]

30. hanging my head in shame...

I got to lox and pickled herring before I got to chili... I shall now go self-flagellate.

[Schema Thing]

31. "Bits"??? Hell, I've come to just consider all bacon a condiment

you can put it on the chicken, you can put it on the egg
you can eat it with your beef
you can wrap it 'round your leg


ok, that last is a stretch, but it works with a little imagination.

[short bus president]

32. Oh, no - it's true. I wrap it 'round my beef, too.

I've never tried wrapping it around a leg of lamb, but I'm sure it'd be delicious.