Any new Comedians on DU?

[Blue-Jay]

Aside from elad, I mean...

:D

[Shell Beau]

1. Yeah, Have you heard the one

where a priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar....

[Blue-Jay]

2. Here's how I heard it:

A priest, an alcoholic, and a child molester walk into a bar.



























Then, a second guy walks in....

[SmileyBoy]

3. This summer, I'm going to Open Mike Night at Knucklehead's in Mpls.

It's at the Mall Of America. I'm getting my routine ready, and I'm gonna give it a try.

Seriously.

[-..__...]

4. Be sure and tell the crowd "I just flew in....

and boy, are my arms tired".

Trust me, you'll have them roaring in the aisles with that one.

[SmileyBoy]

5. Naw, my act is basically a warped, twisted observational humour.

Kind of like Denis Leary without the manic episodes.

[Blue-Jay]

6. I have a suggestion!

Black guys walk like this! (walk around the stage as if you're listening to Parliment)

White guys walk like THIS! (do the same, only with clinched butt-cheeks)


Trust me, that'll kill!

[MrScorpio]

7. Show me the funny!

Right chere!