I need a 3rd animal for when it's raining MORE than cats and dogs

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

YES, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Beautiful Silicon Valley California, May 5th, 2005, 4:57 PM.

It's coming down in effing SHEETS of rain.

"It never rains in California, but girl, don't they warn ya, it pours...man, it POURS."

:toast:

[hobbit709]

1. It's Raining like

a cow pissing on a flat rock!

[-..__...]

8. I've heard it differently.

"Like a double c***ed cow pissing on a flat rock"

[yorgatron]

2. hey there fellow silicon valleyite!

coming down like mad over here (85 x blossom hill) thunder even!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

6. Howdy, neighbor!

San Jose, and it almost looks like hail. WOW. My neighbors are gawkin' out their windows. My cat is transfixed.

:toast:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

3. Bull frogs maybe?

Didn't it really rain frogs once in Europe or something? :shrug:
Duckie

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. bivalves

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

10. NOW you're talkin'...

...I was hoping to break away from the mammals.

:evilgrin:

IT'S RAINING LIKE CATS, DOGS, and QUAHOGS!



:toast:

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. I like the sound of that!

And if anyone disagrees, I'll fuckin' kill 'em with a rusty quahog shell which I will use to slice a really nasty cut into their upper thig which will get infected, slowly, and then when they go to the doctor for antibiotics, I'll pay the doctor to give them a prescription to something else, Xanax maybe, or perhaps polyhistine, and then, slowly, they'll die as I watch, because I've somehow managed to replace their butler with myself just to make sure that the slow death actually happens and they don't go back to the doctor or find a different one or otherwise find out what happened before death overtakes them like a Lamborghini! Well, a Lamborghini that's on blocks getting fixed, but still, a Lamborghini, dammit!!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

18. Lamborghini...DAMMIT!

:evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. Now THERE'S something worth driving!

[LisaM]

5. Pigs and chickens

That's what we always say at our house, because our dogs don't like the thought of dogs raining down. And they would just chase the cats.

[Longgrain]

7. Pigeons?

Especially if you're driving your car under a bridge.

[LiberalEsto]

9. elephants?

R*publicans?

[Spinzonner]

11. Dustin Hoffmans

[ET Awful]

12. Porpoises :) n/t

[kodi]

13. wolverines.

rabid, pissed off, and horny wolverines.

[Darkseid69]

14. Squirrels

Squirrels

Squirrels

Squirrels

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

15. Squirrel...

:evilgrin:

[SOteric]

17. Here in Seattle,

I have occassionally observed that it's raining cats and dogs. And pigs and chickens and horses and goats and cows.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

20. Could not handle Seattle. Seriously.

I mean, I know Frasier likes it (!), and I watched "MTV Real World Seattle" so I know there's a nice fish market, etc. etc. etc...

But the rain?

Fuggedaboudit!

:evilgrin:

[NV Whino]

22. Yeah. I looked outside yesterday

and had to remind myself that I hadn't moved to Seattle overnight. It's effing MAY, for heaven's sake. Why is it still raining?

[NV Whino]

21. Frogs.

[6000eliot]

23. It's raining dogs, cats, and wombats!

[Spock_is_Skeptical]

24. Ferrets!

[Thor_MN]

25. Worst part of raining cats and dogs is stepping off the curb

and into a poodle.


Sorry....

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

26. Oh, admit it...you're not sorry AT ALL.

:evilgrin:

:toast: