Is there an official procedure for disposing of an aging DU sticker?

[catmandu57]

The one on my car is getting decrepit, old and worn out, so I'm going to retire it, and put on a new one.
What I'm wondering is if it's like flag disposal, do I have to light up a certain end? or maybe put it into the recycle bin after I scrape it off.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

1. It's a good thing you asked

I happen to know quite a lot about the Official Disposal Of DU Bumper Stickers. In fact, I am considered in some circles - well, by me - to be the final authority on the subject.

First, it is imperative that you remove the sticker in one piece. This will involve great care and patience on your part. Perhaps a single-edge razor blade. Maybe some alcohol. Nail polish remover can't hurt.

Then, you'll need some Crazy Glue, or anything of that ilk. (I'm told Liquid Steel works, but I have no first-hand experience with that.)

Third, you'll need to make sure you have your intact and retired DU sticker with you when you next go to a mall or anywhere you will find parked cars. Lots of them. (An affluent suburb in the South is your best bet, but I'm sure you'll figure this out.)

Fourth, you'll see a car with a Bush-Cheney bumper sticker. This is your destination.

Do I really need to spell out the rest?

Good luck, and smoke 'em if ya got 'em.

<saluting>

[Mutley]

2. good idea!

[trof]

11. PERFECT! Just one thing though...

The razor blade is for THE BUMPER STICKER, not your wrists.
Just wanted to clarify that.
Can't be too careful, ya know.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

18. Exactly how depressed have we become?

I mean, I know the current situation is bad, but ...............

[d_b]

13. lol

That's a good idea!

[leftofthedial]

3. OLL had an excellent procedure, but there is an approved alternative

you can rip it off your car and shove it up the rectal orifice of a freeper.

[Amich]

6. think the first suggestion would be less messy???

imo..

[leftofthedial]

8. still, in an emergency, we all must take risks

[trof]

12. And much healthier.

yuck

[ronnykmarshall]

4. Something simple like this.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. You can't scrape it off, unless you are sure you can get it all

in one piece!!

Your only real option is to burn the car with the sticker attached. You have to burn until nothing is left but ash and a small pile of metal. Usually, this takes a few days of continuous burn.

[Skittles]

7. LOL I read it as AGING DUers!

I was fixing to kick your ass! :D

[El Fuego]

9. LOL, that would be way harsh, dude!

[catmandu57]

10. Skittles we're just like fine wine

we get better with age.

[trof]

14. Close call.

whew

[CO Liberal]

15. Carefully Peel It Off Your Car....

...and stick it onto the next vehicle you see with a "BUSH/CHENEY" or "W04" sticler on it.

:-)

[bertha katzenengel]

16. I don't know, but I have a tip for getting the glue off the surface of the

car/glass: use nail polish with acetone.

edit: duh: use nail polish REMOVER!

[asthmaticeog]

17. It's on your CAR?

That sucks, dude. You have to burn your whole car.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

19. A little known fact

If you burn a car with a Bush-Cheney bumper sticker on it, your old DU sticker automatically peels itself off your car.

No, really. It's true.